Rants, Odes and Airwaves

Habib Rizieq

2012-02-09T20:00:00.001-08:00

One of those people who think that they are smart enough to tell people what to do…

And he’s completely fucking annoying, I mean come on he even dared to call (now my favorite) Late Ex-President Gusdur an idiot…

It is also one of those people whom I just want to BITCH SLAP if he start yapping about his distorted beliefs…

Tifatul Sembiring

2012-02-09T17:23:00.001-08:00

If he runs for communications minister again, we are screwed…

If he runs for president, we are literally Fucked in the bum…

Room mates

2012-01-30T20:31:00.001-08:00

“You know that you're pissed of by your room mate when you are searching for an apartment”

- Someone

Metallica is Overrated

2011-11-28T17:47:00.001-08:00

Needed to be as controversial as the Benetton campaign to tell a point…
And btw I’ve got 5 copies that I’m willing to give away, free of charge… if you live in the US, and it will pretty much be folded and sent through the standard small mail… so yeah
do email rants.odes.and.airwaves@gmail.com if you are interested, it’s a screen print you see…

Why I Think Marijuana is Better than Tobacco

2011-11-07T19:24:00.001-08:00

Ah yes Cannabis, commonly known as Marijuana, hashish and all those other shit. One of the most common (not so) illicit drugs available… in California… since you can technically buy it if you have a doctors note. Its is commonly represented as being one of those drugs that destroys people’s lives, like crack. But is the conservative media really overplaying the effects of it and downplaying the harmful effects of Tobacco? Or is it just me just being high while blogging, rambling, talking about how Cannabis is better than the other. I tell you the truth I smoke more Marijuana than tobacco, by a puff or two, in fact I was never really a smoker of a tobacco at all. It is kinda funny how I think that doing Marijuana is a thrill, not getting high, but that fact that I was doing something illegal.

The Day I Lost My Virginity (well, no really… it is more squeaky clean image, now its just clean)

Talking about my first experience, it really started out like a stoner movie, me and my roommate went out of the orientation to visit some friends. Near the school, there is a bunch of people in an Indian food delivery van were getting stoned. Me being Asian and foreign and just almost a week after I landed in America, was really astonished by how they were actually getting stoned in public in a van. In other words I was ‘startled’ (find a word more hyperbolic than that). Well I (we) met this one guy, who is apparently a surfer either been there before or wanted to go to Indonesia, he mentioned an island of Java and the he said he always wanted to go to Bali, and of course he wasn’t saying it right, since you know he was stoned. He followed us, but was too stoned to go as far as one block. Well, I don’t actually know what I was expecting when I reach there but that event serves as some sort of a foreshadowing of some sort. (I’m sure you reader know about it already)

It was really a hot day, and we practically had to climb up the hill to get their house to hang out. Well, to my horror, the flesh out the big bong, and I was like woah. They were actually like, we were not pressuring me ‘to have a puff’ like in those movies that show the descent of a person to ‘Bum’hood. We were planning to go up the roof but (I’ve heard they’ve gotta beautiful view), decided not to because of one of those neighbors that ‘shook their heads in disgust’ when they got stoned, well actually it’s the land owner. Instead of giving in to their advise, I said, “why the fuck not?” I did how they do it and it is practically one of the most shittiest moment of my Pathetic little life.

Got High?

I started to cough like shit, and apparent there is a bad taste in my throat, and it is obviously the system in my body rejecting the ‘wonderful substance’. Other than that, I feel like puking but I couldn’t, it was definitely the worst feeling that happen to me of my whole entire life. It had that bitter taste and it is a shitty feeling, and my room mates and friends apparently had forgotten to told me that I will end up like that. As they explained, everybody had a different experience, for me I started to feel lightheaded on the left side of my brain, and I feel the jitters all over the body, it was pretty shitty. Well I forgot about it, its been a month. Then the next thing was even more surreal than my ‘Trip’. Then they were having this conversation about naming the new Bong that they had, they would name it after some Roman and Greek Gods. After the long talks they would start to go on with their bongs and started to blow bubble into it, it is funny and ironic to look at. its like having this innocent thing carrying something contraband in it. (which now reminds me of a video of an autopsy of a baby as they remove the drugs that those bastards were trying to smuggle, well not trying to make any connections or anything) Well, we went to some random bridge after that and went back.

For some reason, the effect, even though I’ve kinda overdosed myself, I never really feel like I’ve been taken over by this drug, maybe it’s the Paracetamol. My brain function definitely got messed for a couple of days, maybe due to the fact that I just botched a film processing. All in all don’t do it all the time, it will probably destroy your brain or something. At the same time do realized that Public Service Announcement may tend to be a little hyperbolic in terms about depicting people first time getting high and was suddenly off he team a day later, I mean do take note of the people you guys hang out with, the thing is, it is good that my room mate doesn’t smoke weed everyday… in the room, and the smell wasn’t as bad as Tobacco or something.

There you go a low down of some thing that will cause you to become whimsical once you smoke it ta! though I’m not saying that you should do it though…

The 99%- Occupy San Francisco

2011-10-19T17:12:00.000-07:00

Yeap... I was merely passing by...

Good Bye Steve Jobs, Rest in Peace

2011-10-06T21:50:00.001-07:00

Here's a picture of a memorial posted outside of the San Francisco’s branch of the Apple store…

Free Strips of Paper!

2011-09-24T23:06:00.001-07:00

This is so MONTY PYTHON…

Social Cigarette

2011-09-01T00:02:00.001-07:00

Yeaaah, that is kinda true…

An open letter to FPI and you bunch of goons

2011-08-29T23:40:00.001-07:00

Dear Habib Rezieq

FPI You are a RETARDED PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!! FUCK YOU HABIB RIZIEQ AND THE REST OF THE RETARDS WHO FOLLOW THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!! WE INDONESIAN DO NOT WANT SOME FUCKING PIECE OF ARABIC SHIT IN OUR COUNTRY!!!! ALL YOU GUYS DID IS JUST TO DISRUPT THE COUNTRY, DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY WITH FUCKING YOUR BIAS PIECE OF SHIT PROPAGANDA TO TURN FROM A COUNTRY THAT HAD BEEN UILT UPON TOLERANCE AND EQUALITY!!!! YOU ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS PEOPLE WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT NOW WE WANT PEACE RATHER THAN YOUR FUCKING RETARDED BLABBER ON TURNING A COUNTRY THAT IS BASED ON WHAT YOU THOUGHT ARE ‘MORALS’!!!! JUST ADMIT THAT YOU GUYS DID THE ALL THE SHIT TO DESTROY THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT COME AND GET ME YOU FUCKING PUSSIES, I’M LOCATED IN SAN FRANCISCO!!!! DEPORT ME IF YOU LIKE!!!! FUCK YOU ASS HOLES FUCK YOU I HATE YOU ASS FUCKING RETARDS!!!! IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH, YOU’LL PROBABLY KNOW MY WHERE ABOUTS BITCHES!!!!

From Love,

Someone

OSAMA MOVIE POSTER

2011-08-29T00:42:00.001-07:00

Is it too good to be true? yeap!!! ... sorry

speaking of which I used windows paint…

NUFF SAID #1

2011-08-21T18:33:00.001-07:00

“Diani Budiarto, YOU ARE A FUCKING

RETARD!!!!!!!”-someone

Wait a Second, Not THAT Pantera!!!

2011-08-19T14:17:00.001-07:00

FYI: It’s the one in the middle…

Tales from Middle School

2011-08-18T04:47:00.000-07:00

It was coming to the end of 2004, I heard news that I was accepted to a rather “so called prestigious” school, it was an all boys school. I was excited, The funny thing is that I was accepted regardless of the criteria that was laid out before it. Therefore it s technically impossible to go there, but I did. But I later found out that those numbers, including mine was not put into the statistics. Just for the Backgrounds, St. Patrick School is a very old school that was started out in 1933, it went through World War Two, and It was rather haunted I must say, Furthermore, there is also a secret chamber that is so haunted, that no one was allowed to in there… It was at one time one of the most notorious schools in the country.

The Students and the Drama

Moving on, back then,I was still quite naïve and kind off stupid. I was on of those incompetent people, who literally can’t do anything, although I kind of thrive in my academics. The thing that I mostly remember about it is that the kids never EVER listen to the teachers and I was one of the few people who actually pay attention to the them, while the rest were all talking and sometimes actually watching porn from their phones. Speaking of the particular ‘Band of Brothers’ we were actually quite close to each other, There is the best friend, the nerdy one, the other one, and the Indonesian. (like myself) by the third grade, we were actually quite close to each other and I actually had a clique, while the rest of the cliques were into creating their own band and metal core in all sorts of stuff.

What I really like about them is that they were keen in stopping a fight, creating from this tense atmosphere and loosen it to a humorous one. In other words, everybody was having fun in the end, no hard feelings. They were open and also quite supportive in term of me speaking up and all those kind of stuff. It was really fun, it was that kind of stuff that I don’t get during high school.

Of course, being in an all boys Catholic school, most of the boys were well ‘educated’, well, lets just say that they were quite sick minded. (what I thought at that time) They will either make sounds or do that humping thingy. Got to admit, it is actually a fun bunch of people to be with. Furthermore I think the school is quite liberal in that kind of stuff. And by the way, that place is where I learn for the first time what ‘Fuck’ really means.

And of course there was the drama, students were fighting and interrupt the lesson that was going on. Teachers scolding and lecturing the students, because they not paying attention. There was one time when my homeroom teacher was ranting about how we were all throwing paper planes and paper ball when the English teacher was writing on the board. And of course, the rant was recorded by a friend of mine. The funny thing is, instead of punishing the student that recorded the rants, he laughed along with it. (man I love the school, forgive and forget)

There was one time when the we thought that someone got possessed and the whole class ran out of the class to see what is going on, by the time we got there I was already over. It turns out he was on a rampage, after people throw pencils at him, I heard he was sedated or something. And it was on the newspaper the next morning. Speaking of which, there were a couple of occasion that those weird incident, like forking someone near the eye, appeared on the news and of course the Principal was not particularly pleased to hear it.

Anyways, I’m proud to say that I was once slapped by a Nigerian student in school before… when I erase the ‘do not erase, or else’ sign, I heard he used to be a nice kid.

CCA

In the first year, (aka 7th grade) one of the biggest oops is when I didn’t have a CCA, (Compulsory Curricular Activity) since I was kicked out of NCDCC (National Civil Defense Cadet Corps) which is like a some sort of a military kind of club except that it is about the fire station thingy. (oh you know) There are also another group like NCC(National Cadet Corps), NPCC(National Police Cadet Corps), and I began to think that this can be correlated to Hitler Youths. Then again, I understand that Singapore is actually a small country and needed to put ideas into kid’s mind that they can actually become one of them. Moving on, n all of this first year, I tried joining the Drama club (that had a foul mouth, which is apparently quite shocking) and all those other club. [there is no Glee club… yet] By the second year, I finally joined a club, and I’m a librarian!!

Being a school librarian was really fun, I get to shelve books and make sure that they are perfect. Controlling all the computers and make sure no unauthorized user is allowed to use them. And we created some sort system to that a couple of times, within a year, it was a trial and error. The funny thing is that somebody did not even know that there is even a library. There is also one point where a teacher that looked like a vampire, gossiped about the fat discipline teacher about how he would broke the bicycle if he ever rode on one, well that was one of the most scholastically incorrect a teacher could say to another.

[side note: I always like to make fun all those abbreviations and turn them into something from lame into something ridiculous, like ‘National Cadet Corpse’ and ‘National Police Cockroach Catcher’]

Other than that club, there is this club where they force fat kid to do exercise during break in order to lose weight, and I was one of them. Then again, the Nazi reference, as in wanting all the kids to become fit or ubermenche (I think that is how it was spelled) like what people al them…

The Teachers and the Principal

Well, since I was in boy school, it was in evitable that I would be a victim to one of those canings, where they cane people using a bamboo stick, on the butt. I did get it once before, it wasn’t as bad as I thought actually, although it wasn’t really public, (where kids were caned in front of the whole school for doing something seriously bad) it was more like a mass caning, it is for all the people who were late for school. I was able to get away once or twice with the ‘broken elevator’ and the ‘I miss the bus’ excuse. It is just that it is the principal, he usually doesn’t except excuses.

Speaking of the Principal, I was always fond of the few jokesters who created a faux account of the Principal.The faux account made fun of the principal and And of course they were ‘persecuted’ and ‘tortured’. However, I actually found him quite nice when he’s not blabering about the schools behavior. At one time, he treat the whole team of people (including me) to put things into a goody bag free drinks, I mean, he wasn’t all evil.

The teachers are generally nice, and I always remember how we always had to greet the teachers like, “good afternoon teacher” in a very monotonous voice, and the fact that every morning we had to had a flag raising ceremony, and those who didn’t sing properly or did not have the proper attire, they will be sent to the front, to do push ups or something. In that case I usually buy the tie before the ceremony and for a lot of times, I forgot to bring it.

And of course there were some bitchy teachers, but most of them can be forgiven, I mean at least they were able to justify their actions. At least one teacher don’t justify and just do the bitchy things they do. From the same teacher, other than the fact that she caught me dunking hair into liquid nitrogen and video taping someone fighting (probably quiet reasonable) she sent the whole group of exhibition, including mine and say that the the project sucked, or something similar, that was pretty much unforgivable. Making her the most annoying person on earth.

Of course there is one teacher I remember, that she pretty much had a lot in mind, I think pity her, she told us about the past students who died in horrible ways, and causing some teenage pregnancies in all sort of stuff, I think I never saw her again after the first year. There is one English teacher, that resigned after being angry about us not singing the school and national anthem properly, as well as the pledge. Even tough he retired, he occasionally come to e a substitute teacher. The again, the math teacher, during the first two years was most fun, he like to joke with us and boasted about his 33 years of experience in teaching, and he used to be a gangster too. But the one that was most memorable is the old substitute teacher, despite failing at his job, he occasionally told us stories about his past, and my friends were too, intrigued by the story.

End of an Era

After those three year, it was really hard for me to let them go, they were the most awesome and supportive bunch of people ever. [well unlike my new school, a bunch of rich snobs of which we had nothing in common] Well some say that this the worst choice ever, but well, at least I was actually at least half a year faster in terms of getting into a university unlike them…

Yeap, awesome bunch of people that I had to eave behind is what I regret, I mean, I could have been a rock star by now… I think

[END OF PART ONE]

[surprised? its like when I was watching Red Cliff part one]

[Part TWO coming soon]

The Balibo 5 and The Truth

2011-08-08T22:50:00.001-07:00

Achtung!: IF YOU GUYS FIND HISTORICAL INACCURACIES LET ME KNOW, DO COMMENT BELOW

Probably due to the imminent danger that Indonesia going to something stupid again, especially with Papua. I guess it is appropriate that I talk about the movie called Balibo, which is apparently banned after the film censor board deemed the movie too sensitive to be shown to Indonesian cinemas. To make things more suspicious, even the people Indonesian Army supported the banned. Which somehow made media watch groups to be unhappy due to the lack of freedom of speech and spilling out the TRUTH.

The Situation

As you all may heard, Balibo is about 5 journalist who went to East Timor or Timor Leste, after the independence from the Portuguese colonial rule and impending Indonesian invasion in 1975. And from the view point of the movie, they were all executed by the Indonesian Forces. On the other hand, they all died due to a crossfire. At that time, the world turn their blind eye because they were all against the communist, no matter what kind of communist (which is what they think the Timorese government and the Fretilin were) , and also the fact that they were scared that the Indonesia will lose territory (through revolutions on specific territory)after the war, which led to the deaths of many east Timorese. On the other hand, the cause of the war may be quite complicated, in such, there are some people who said that there is another group in east Timor that supported the occupation, and some may say the group that supported it doesn’t even exist, or just plain propaganda.

The death of the Balibo 5 were somehow very mysterious because it might be that the fact the Indonesian Forces killed them is just for a cover up, they don’t want people to know that they were invading Timor Leste. Or to down play the media to the fact that they were invaded. Even so, relationship with the Australian were somewhat being very friendly and doesn’t want to upset the ‘Great’ Soeharto. (the journalist were Australians, British and New Zealand) Furthermore the remains of the 5 people were kept in a shoebox and were sent back to Jakarta where they were buried.

Some people or retirees from the Indonesian Military had started to owe up that they did execute the 5 journalist. The Australian government just started to take notice to the killed journalist. Maybe they know who killed them but it is up to the Indonesian Government to hand them over to the Australian Authorities since they didn’t have that war crime thingy where they can get caught if they do it in Indonesia. (got that from ‘The Ghost Writer’ movie) Despite the Book and the new finds about how they died, The Indonesians still insist that they died in the crossfire.

Think About It

Though, in terms of Historiography, Indonesia still hold the believe that even the Australian and the world knew that the 5 journalist were killed in a crossfire. which then at that time came from a source from the Indonesian that they were killed in the Crossfire, and they agree to the cover up. However till recently, looks like the Australian and the Family of the Balibo 5 still hold this revisionist view that they were in fact murdered by the Indonesian Forces. Then again I’m not sure about how the coroner’s finding were able to find out and rule out that the Balibo 5 were in fact murdered. As well as new evidence that there were retirees that claim that they were the ones that carried out the killings.

The Problem with the original view, in which they died in a cross fire, might be a little too suspicious because, Indonesia tend to save that saving face kind of quality. Furthermore the fact that even most western powers such as Australia and America turned their blind eye towards the killing of the journalist as well as the invasion of East Timor. And of course since it was under dictatorship, the source might be a little bit tweaked.

The Problem with the Revised view, it might have seemed that the some people might have been holding this view at the same time as the Original view, but the latter seems to be more well known rather than the other view, due to many factors stated above. There are actually evidence from the East Timorese themselves that they saw the Indonesian being executed by the Indonesian, who wee now under the witness protection thing. After the screening of the film there is one soldier who owns up that the Indonesian Special Forces did killed them. Even though I have no problem with the East Timorese speaking out about the events, I’m not entirely convinced with the ex-soldier who owes up to what had happen to them, as he might just want a little bit of fame. Then again he might be right.

The whole thing is actually a mess, we might not know what really happen to them. To make things worst people were driven by emotion on this kind of stuff rather than using logic. Like science, the truth is probably largely based on popularity. With each generation, people had different views about certain things, which means it probably will took another generation of Indonesians before they are able to owe up to what they did. Then again, I think I buy the Revisionist view of the whole debacle.

Putting those journalist aside, there is no doubt that the Indonesian Army did invade Timor Leste and more than a hundred thousand people died. And if I’m not wrong, some countries, who didn’t really turn a blind eye about the invasion made a commercial about boycotting Indonesia with an orange with the red thingy inside.

The Movie

The movie itself, is a gut wrenching, very important piece of cinema, especially in Indonesia that they actually did that. Me as an Indonesian also felt that it is important to know how it feels for having a country that killed a lot of people in East Timor. The thing is, I myself felt like a German who felt bad that Hitler had cause the Holocaust and Australia for mistreating the Aborigines. Yeah the thing is that we’re not the only one that did an embarrassing thing. Furthermore with the Indonesian Army supporting the ban of the movie, it just makes the even more suspicious that they said that the movie is not entirely true, and I’m pretty sure it is political.

However, it did somehow got screened somehow in a film festival but it was stopped halfway. However, I’m pretty sure that it was banned in a commercial way, since I actually have a copy of ‘Balibo’ DVD. Furthermore, it probably backfired because it is probably a bestseller on bootleg DVD shops, with curious people wanting to know what the fuss is all about.

The Filmmakers did admit that they wanted to push the kind of idea that the journalist had been executed rather than killed in the crossfire.

Conclusion

All in all, Indonesia is all about saving face rather than facing the truth. The point is, my brother’s friend who is an East Timorese is happy that he watch the movies. It is absolutely gut wrenching to know that I lived in a country that had caused harm to another, especially when it involved a lot of people getting killed.

Fun With Habib,the FPI and the Mob

2011-07-29T10:05:00.001-07:00

The Indonesian justice system had handed down sentence for those 12 in the mob attack back in Serang, Banten, Indonesia which led to three people getting killed earlier this year. The whole nation is shocked again to realized that they were having light sentences… like 15 days for carrying a machete and 5 months for bashing someone’s head in…

FIRST OF ALL, STOP MAKING INDONESIA AS A LIVING BREATH EXAMPLE OF A COUNTRY THAT HAD A GROWING DEMOCRACY AND A PLACE OF TOLERANCE ESPECIALLY IN TERMS OF RELIGION. THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING A HORRIBLE JOB IN DOING IT, AND THINGS ARE GETTING WORST. MOB JUSTICE TECHNICALLY RUNS THE COUNTRY (maybe not as bad as other middle eastern countries)… I MEAN, THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE LIVING IN THE COUNTRY.

Yay! more protestors annoying our country, honestly they are more annoying than dangerous. And now they thing giving vaccines to people is a western thing, and it is dangerous to people due to harmful side effect, oh come on we are not perfect, we need those vaccines, they are retarded. Although, it s kinda true though that it is quite dangerous.

Plus they were raiding brothels in Makassar recently, and the police were there to ‘SUPERVISE’ things, and make reports that no violence occurred in the area. And oh yeah, restaurants and bars, stupid.

Technically the shame of the country

For some reason, they always had a thing for picking on westerners. Well sure they have destroyed our culture and everything, but we get to be a little bit more aware about the world don’t we. (except for North Korea) I don’t know whether to call them stupid or pure genius due to the fact that they tend to write things in a rather propaganda tone. And he especially hates America, I mean, they are fighting to fight off terrorist right? THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE SCARY!

The scary thing is that now they technically had the power to manipulate the masses into doing things, honest their website is written like a blog and came out from the mastermind. (pictured above)

It is technically about his feelings about it, as well as being extremely biased about it, I ‘m pretty when it comes to history he will get a big fat “F” in document analysis, especially when it comes to document analysis, especially when there are western powers on top of it. Well when I look at his blogs, I was like, “really even a dumb person would know that that is stupid… oh”

Oh!, don’t get me started on this rant about liberals, he especially hates liberals, and technically want to turn Indonesia in Saudi Arabia. (which is not a very good thing since all of them are technically drunk aboard) [and the fact that they like to chop people’s head off without permission] Damn moralist, I’m a good guy, but they are extremely annoying. I’m sure they got turned on when they watch Kirikou and The Sorcerer, an animated film with topless African women. (oh you know, French) [But hey I like it, it is pretty innocent despite the boob fest, But hey, I mean, African women were all topless in those days before colonialism)

And like most of us, they are probably hypocrites and do it for the money. Plus the scary thing is that they are able to do whatever they want and destroy anything that is deemed wrong and amoral. The police technically supervise the raids and did nothing about it, despite promising that they would protect the residents. I will be praying that the police will know what is right and not make any judgment based on emotions and religion, it is the worst thing that anyone will ever do, and it gives the wrong message to the people that killing and persecuting people because of religion is a light offence when compared to other type of offence.

Even my mom, who preaches in church, agrees that the politics should never mingle with religion, or it will make a country to be extremely bigoted, especially to other religion. It will create mob justice system, like Banda Aceh. Honestly I can compare both groups with Christian Fundamentalist in America, oh wait, they are technically the same. I don’t know, I’m pretty sure that they made the police thought that persecuting a religious mob that destroys things and disrupting the peace is a bad idea (should be worst than I describe), in fact a Helletic Idea, and that is not very good.

I terms of the impending Islamic revolution, I don’t know. I don’t think it is going to happen, since most people are actually quite liberal and very dependent (like most commentators in The Jakarta Globe). Then again, I’m pretty sure those Idiots (the government) does not let those idiots (FPI) to run the country, and At least do something about it.

INDONESIA, THE WORLD IS WATCHING…

Safety Razors My Arse!!!

2011-07-16T08:37:00.001-07:00

WARNING: CONTAIN PICTURES OF PRETTY GRIZZLY INJURY (WHOOPS!! YOU’RE PROBABLY SCREAM LIKE A LIL’ GIRL RIGHT NOW)

Yeap! My Bloody Thumb, got it while finding that NOT YET Bloody Razor. (Day 0)

Nasty… (Day 3)

Pretty Deep… (Day 3)

Well I did got better… (Day 5)

No worries, not pressing any charges, Gillette.

A Little History About My Blogging

2011-07-12T08:57:00.001-07:00

Well I started blogging when It was like around 2005 or even less, but yeah it is still blogging. It is still interesting to see my my old blog, which is from that Friendster account, which I effectively stopped using 2008 since everybody had mucking around with their status update on Facebook and twitter. most of the things ha I blogged about are just things that happen in school, mostly shitty things. Back then a teacher having a Friendster account is considered hip and cool, so practically I don’t have to worry about having teachers checking the blogs and get in trouble, real big trouble. (like suspension) I didn’t get into any trouble though, that is why my blog is kept anonymous, or nobody didn’t even read my blogs… (if that’s the case its kinda sad…)

Moving on, most of the things that are in the blog are mostly about complains like teachers being such a bitch. To be honest, I had a very high tolerance before calling someone a bitch. Well as you know, most teachers aren’t that hip at that time and don’t have Friendster account, if they do, yeah, they are cool. So I was able to get away with it. She’s old anyway, so I guess she can’t be bothered to check on ‘its victims’. looking back, I found out that they were really really short paragraphs talking about the situation as well as occasional incomplete sentences. (could be my alleged ADHD) Moving on to a different topic on a similar era, (like 5 years ago) some jokesters used to create faux Friendster account of the school principal and simply made fun on them. However, it seems that they are able to track down the people through the IT crew…

Well I abruptly stopped sometime around 2006 due to the lack of interest in writing and had to wait for a couple of years before going on to the new blog on BlogSpot, no its not the ‘Rants Odes and Airwaves’, its actually ‘Frayed end of… Wires” which was created in 2008, to create an official blog about me, and the name is some sort of a cheeky homage to a Metallica song “Frayed End of Sanity'”. However, I never wrote anything on that blog and was left alone for a gazillion of years, probably because of the depressing looking black background and that unappealingly depressing name. Before changing, to yes of course, “Rants Odes and Airwaves” in 2009. Which is also some sort of a homage to the band Angel and Airwaves. And I guess this is where I started off. probably got inspired by my friends who made blogs and talk about things.

Over these years, It seems that I’ve changed my views on things quite a lot and some of my post a little bit more frequent and more longer, by about 25% since I started out approximately 2 years ago. Just hope you guys still read the rest other than that Masturbating in the Public and similar topics as that.

That’s all Chiao…

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, THEY HAVE CHANGED THAT FUCKIN’ FRIENDSTER WEBSITE AND NOW I CAN’T RETRIVE THAT OLD BLOG…

What I Think, Each Country had too much off (In terms of Movie Genre)

2011-06-20T10:41:00.001-07:00

Thailand- Too much Mauy Thai Film

India- Too much Musicals

Bangladesh- Too much rip off of the Indian films

Philippines- Too much gay films

Indonesia- Too much sex/horror/comedy films

China/ Hong Kong/ Taiwan- Too much Kung Fu film

Japan- Too much WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT films

North Korea- Too much propaganda films

Singapore- Too much movies about education

Nigeria- Too much movies that had a moral

France- Too much films with boobs

England- Too much witty quotes

Saudi-Arabia- Too much… oh

German- Too much “Hitler is such a bad guy” movie

USA- Too much… just too much…

Losing Touch (Time Machine) {a work in progress}

2011-06-05T08:12:00.000-07:00

Losing Touch (Time Machine) by GunDiesel

Yeah, finally a song!!! oh wait a demo...

Cookies!!!!

2011-05-22T08:26:00.001-07:00

I know its kinda wrong but I really can’t just let the chance past by not putting any juvenile caption onto it. and I love cookies too!!!

Indonesian Accent

2011-05-19T21:55:00.000-07:00

You know what, I think it is time to make myself known to the world who I am. AND NO I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT!!!

Kate & William Wedding Ceremony And the Death of Osama Bin Laden

2011-05-08T05:33:00.001-07:00

Kate & William

It was one heck of an experience though sitting in a chair while attempting to connect to YouTube live to watch the wedding around four in the afternoon, after a hard day of studying for the final exams on may for my high school. I was also quite terrified of the fact that my university application had not been sent yet. Well it came up, even though there is picture in the screen it only lasted for a couple of seconds and it stopped altogether, like it or not I had to get out of the comfy air conditioned room and out to the living room where the television is. With an hour waiting for the Prince and to be Princess to actually come to the church, they finally came and it was an interesting moment for because It is going to be the most watch event in History.

Halfway through the ceremony, I checked on my laptop again and it is now working, but a couple of seconds late, and I actually plugged it into the projector in a air conditioned room (which is always nice) and yeah, it was an experience. Even though the picture is damn blurry beyond recognition and had a low frame rate, due to the (quiet) low bandwidth. I notice that David Furnish and Elton John got a lot of screen time in the ceremony, and it is also interesting that barely any political figures were invited, like the Prime minister and the President of the United State. (who turns out he was in a middle of the mission to kill Osama)

I was a great looking ceremony, spot a Chinese and a African kind in the midst of the choir group, not as gaudy as I thought though, but all in all it was still interesting with this Royal event. Who knows, I might be able to catch their kids getting married.

The Death of Osama Bin Laden and the rise of Extremism in the country

Moving on, three days later, Osama was FINALLY killed in Pakistan, and I was thinking,”whaaaaat??? is this real?”. It is absolutely surreal that Osama got killed, but then we as the whole country had to deal with all the bloody extremist screaming for revenge and the “Death of America”. Well he was given a short funeral and buried in the sea, which made a lot of people angry, well I do heard that a true warrior of that sort, if thrown and mangled about is the greatest glory that they ever had, well that is what I heard. And a bunch of ‘Youths’ in Indonesia vowed for revenge of Osama Bin Laden, which shows a lot of how extremism is definitely flourishing in the country, which is bloody annoying.

And yes people Vowing revenge for a mass murderer, they definitely did not think of the local people that had suffered because of this, they are extremely inconsiderate towards the people that have suffered. Osama just said death to America because of all its “probable abuses” and everybody believe in it. This plague of extremism is spreading throughout Indonesia, as well as Arabisation of this country.

Those fucking people like the FPI doesn’t understand the meaning of a secular country and I support Joko Anwar for spreading pluralism, that is what the country needs, not some hypocritical bastards like Tifatul Simbering and that idiot who watched porn inside the parliamentary house. Those people are stupid, trying to impose morality to another level, those extremist bastards can’t just go to a place they didn’t like and throw shit at people.

Right, the FPI missed out the fact that Osama declared war on America just because Saudi Arabia let the American troops go to their land in some war. and he admitted that he is the one who personally told them to hijack the planes that killed 3000 people. The FPI website is a fucking propaganda!

Yeah it had been a real long time since I’ve blogged like a month, now I’m in a middle of an exams, kudos to Will and Kate and hope that Indonesia will not be a very dangerous place run by douche bags, that is all that I can say… Bye!

One Sentence (or two) Movie Review: Misteri Hantu Seluler

2011-03-27T08:30:00.001-07:00

“Despite their effort to scare us with their cheap Adobe After Effects and their settings, for the most part the characters are pretty much idiots, lazy script writing and horrible acting… and there were two title sequence. fyi, that the sound editor is a noob, or just not being able to meet the deadline…”

Pre-production of a comic!!!

2011-03-25T05:45:00.001-07:00

Hey, I’m making a comic and it will be about a super hero that is created to rid of all things evil and immoral, and I’m still writing the story, this is just an intro. Plus, I will do a one shot comic on it and see how it will go.

Yeap, just click to enlarge the picture, it is basically the first 5 page of the graphic novel.

One (or two) Sentence Movie Review: Wesley (2009)

2011-03-21T05:28:00.001-07:00

This particular FILM

“Leaving out the message and the story line, The movie looks like a porn film without all the sex with an uber distracting fake British accent, furthermore, I know it could only be American because it doesn’t have that artistic or chic look like the one in BBC channel”

Exams

2011-03-20T08:28:00.001-07:00

Well this is the end of the first week of my exams so yeah RANDOM PICS!!!!!!

It’s a burger I called, “The Artery Clogger” due to its high fat content.

Through a view finder of a film camera.

The venue for the Iron Maiden concert in Ancol, Jakarta

Powerful Quote of the Day

2011-03-06T00:06:00.001-08:00

“Pacaran nonton film horror… cewek ketakutan… cowok

jadi merasa gagah… nginep karena ketakutan…

akhir-akhirnya ML deh!”

(Bring a date, watch a horror movie… the girl got scared… the guy feels awesome… the guy goes to the girls house because the girl is scared… then they finally have sex)

–John De Rantau on why Indonesia Horror Films are not Good

The End of Imported Films to Indonesia (Well Maybe)

2011-03-03T04:13:00.001-08:00

Ever since there had been news that there will be a new tax law that will post heavy tax for importing film, which is like US$0.40 an meter and also by paying royalties upfront, I just knew that something bad is going to happen, like Hollywood boycotting their film for Importing their films into Indonesian. The Next Day, everything came horribly true, and even worst, all imported films will not be coming to Indonesia, when I heard that, I started to Hyperventilate and shocked by the news.

Who the fuck in the right mind who want to do that, its like banning motorcycle right of the streets (which is good for us), and not think of the economic consequences, in terms of people’s every day and even the whole damn economy, that is what I’m talking about. The government doing something without thinking about the dyer consequences. It is really stupid really, as if they are not using any brains a all. Just think of it, most people didn’t like to watch Indonesian movies, especially those who lived in North Jakarta where most of the rich Chinese are and there are Chinese movies.I guess, if imported film did not go to there there will be a lot people will be losing their jobs because the the cinema close down. and if the cinemas close down, where are all the Indonesian films are gonna go? Even though the movie was at its best quality, I don’t think those people who watched imported films all the time will want to watch the movies because it became some sort of a habit. Especially with the those not coming anymore, the increase in demand for pirated DVDs will increase, despite the government’s wishes to eradicate them. Imagine with the idea of not having any foreign film that had the highest quality. just think about it, the standards, they had set a high standard for our budding Indonesian filmmakers to compete, without them all the films that Indonesia made will look like the films in Nollywood (which is utter crap even by Indonesian standard), or even looked like all those sappy love story, like Love in Perth, which by standards hyper annoying. Furthermore, the only film school that sound legitimate is the Institute Kesenian Jakarta (IKJ). Well I guess they need to work on the ever important, education in order to make a more higher quality films, and especially using local talents, to make a good film.

Well thank goodness, that their brain cells are working again because, they made us think that this is a total misunderstanding (with all the high tax thingy). Well, we don’t buy it, you see, the largest chain of cinema in Indonesia 21 Cineplex even confirmed that they had stopped getting foreign films into the cinemas because of the High taxes. If you guys think about it, why would they tell us that it never happened if we already see the repercussion from the tax problem? Then as of now, I guess they are still talking about the tax thingy since the day the limited number of foreign films come.

In a sense, I checked a website that there is an increase in attendance on watching Indonesian films and I guess it is growing for sure, so even if there is lesser films, more people would have been familiar to the films that the country had created.

Siam Style Boycott and Why It won’t Work Today

Well, we are not the only one facing Boycott by the MPA, which is some sort of a relief. There used to be a boycott in Thailand which is like $1.50 per meter, which is way much more than the one imposed here, well that was in 1977, with that year, $1.50 is a lot. But the thing is, the plan work, it did make the Thai film industry flourish. However, the Boycott is lifted in 1981, but by then, the Thai film Industry had already flourished and it actually worked… well, by wiping out the competition, even though the film might be crap.

Well back then do take note that there is no DVDs and video cassette tapes in those days, especially in Asian countries, even if there are, they were extremely rare. Well for these days, people are more westernised and are able to speak English, a bit, and the appeal for a large audience. Furthermore, the fact that there are films that are approximately more than 70 films coming out last year rather that 2 or 10 a decade ago shows that the Industry is growing.

It won’t work today because of the advent of cheap pirated DVDs everywhere, and I don’t think people will go to the Cinema anymore, since most of the people in Indonesia are kind of brainwashed by Hollywood movies, and there is definitely a decline in theatre attendance because most of the people were watching all their foreign films in their pirated form. Furthermore, The language barrier is definitely broken because now Hollywood films can now be accessible to the wider audience, and there is definitely an extremely high demand on those films. I guess it worked at that time in Thailand, is because there is a language barrier and many people won’t understand unless they were like the extremely educated people, and to the mass they were complete gibberish, so there is low demand at that time.

Conclusion

Well in all, the times had changed and Indonesian films are practically unwatchable, and in time, there will be films that are watchable, one thing for sure. As of now I’m not really sure if they would still anymore foreign films, But one thing for sure I do pray that Indonesian films will get better, instead of being over produced and crappy.

Type of People I Met in an Iron Maiden Concert

2011-02-18T07:18:00.002-08:00

“on February 17th, I had a sudden Impulse that I should be Attending that concert, When I arrive, there is a stench of Tobacco and smelly people, But, What the Heck, I’m here to watch one of the Greatest Bands of All Time that is IRON MAIDEN!!!”
Well, I did went to an Iron Maiden Concert, which is pretty cool, except that I had to wait for 2 bloody ours for them to come, which is bloody annoying. Well there is another band coming in as an opening act, which is Rise To Remain, I never heard that band before but it was more of a surprise, it was awesome by the way. Moving, Indonesia is Notorious for people getting killed in concert, so I was practically doomed from the sudden decision of me going to Ancol (the Venue). However, when the opening act was playing, no one was like head banging and all that stuff, it was pretty Morbid, I thought it was going to so damn boring. Well I was at the front of the first class festival area, well at least three person deep from the front, well honestly, it was a big mistake there is this tall guy blocking my view which is bloody annoying. Well, it was an interesting experience, there is a lot of type of people coming into this Concert, most of them were wearing band T-shirts for sure.

The Type Of People.
Hardcore Fans of Iron Maiden
The first type of people I met, prominently is the Hardcore Fans of Iron Maiden, one thing for sure, they wanted to be known so they will like move on the front and put the banners on the front,which is bloody annoying. Honestly, I never seen such devotion to a band before, well a least with my own eyes. Mine is Bloc Party By The Way. Well technically, they were attention seekers wanted to be known around the world for the whole fan base to see. By the way, I wasn’t a huge fan of Iron Maiden, but I do enjoy the music and the lyrics, they are very interesting sometime uses metaphor for of an event, e.g El Dorado was talking about the Lehman brothers and its effect. The annoying thing about them is that they will move to the front and practically just shove people of the spot, just like what happen to me. Well I was standing beside this fat person wearing a leather jacket and I was technically smothered by him, when he jumps I move with him. Well one thing for sure, they like the 80s music… which is dated.
Just Plain Hardcore
The second type of people is the people who do hardcore, people, they wanted to have a mosh pit but kinda failed because there’s not much people doing that BECAUSE WE ARE ON A CONCRETE PAVEMENT. they are some what annoying because (what I saw) they did this air guitar thing and start thrashing around like an Idiot. then they had this long hair and studded belts, which is somewhat of a hazard to other people. I t wasn’t like Singapore where the standard of an extreme hardcore is a black shirt and blue jeans, but this time, they were like leather jacket or jeans tank tops with long hair, which makes them look like they are in the 1980s or early 90s. However, I think they can be merged with the Hardcore Iron Maiden Fans.
Older Fans
The third type I met is the older people, who were practically starting to have bald spots and all that stuff, I guess they were more than most of the thing, they were mostly on their own spot, and jump around and sing along the older songs. I even saw a dad, wearing a band shirt balding too, took his nerdy looking kid to the concert, “I was like OK, that’s weird”. I think this is one of those cases of a “cool dad, nerdy kid” syndrome, like some guy I know. (well I don’t really want to disclose anybody’s identity)
The Others
Most of the people were the casual fans, wearing band shirts. Well they sing along too, but they were more well behaved than the hardcore fans and so forth, but still, they are quite scary looking compared to what I used to see. Falling under this category is probably the people fresh out of office or their work place.
Other than that……
As for the Concert itself, It was pretty awesome, even though I had to wait for to bloody hours before they finally appears. But when they came out, it was awesome, they were the most energetic bunch of people that I’ve ever seen. Bruce Dickinson was practically running around the stage, nonstop for the duration of the 1 hour and 45 minutes. He is pretty cool, it was as if he was storytelling in the musical, as he acted out the the gestures. Honestly, that is what I love about Iron Maiden, it fees like I’m listening to someone telling a story, well mostly about death. Honestly I preferred the post 2000s album than the one in the 1980s. Honestly by the time there is an encore, I really started o get cranky and I just wanted to go home and sleep because there is school the next day. It was an awesome concert, but the crowd isn't as fun as the one in Singapore, and the venue also made it worst, its like concrete, so if you fall it will be harder. furthermore, I was practically squeezed by these Hardcore fans, and there is a fat guy that kept moving, I was technically sunk onto his body and moved wherever he move, it was annoying. Another part of it is the hair, It was pretty annoying, because those long hair kept hitting my face, It could be worst, what if those dry prickly hair gets into my eye, my eyes could be torn out.
The Funny thing this time round that, it is easy to get the ticket this time. If you want to know, Indonesia (as I know) is notorious for having such a horrible ticketing system. where you had to pay the person first, get the receipt, and only able to acquire the ticket the next day. it is horrible if the box office is far away, especially with the “Onrop! Musikal” tickets. But this time round, when I parked my car on the lot, there is this person who sell tickets, I was so desperate that just took the ticket, thank goodness this guy didn’t dupe my money…
The Conflict…
My mom keep telling me going to concerts like this is extremely dangerous, because of all the mosh pits and unruly people. and people were just pushed around some fall down and got trampled. Well honestly they are true to a certain extent, I mean not all people are unruly and doesn’t care, many people are actually quite well behaved. Well If you think about it, if there are a shit load more of people like that, people would have died. thanks to the high price of the ticket, It seems that this threat had been curbed a little bit.
Conclusion…
I had an awesome time with all the fans out there in the field… or warzone, although it wasn’t the best concert experience I ever had, Iron Maiden had been the best concert I’ve ever been, first to Avenged Sevenfold that is. I’m glad that I didn’t miss this event of a lifetime, The band’s first time coming to Jakarta.
That is it for this Lengthy Article of the Week and All I can Say is,

“UP THE IRONS!”

Principal Worship… and more tales during Primary School

2011-02-03T19:37:00.000-08:00

I still remember being a 12 year old still worshiping the teacher, or at least still loving the teachers in school, it not like I have a crush on them or anything but we kinda worshiping the teachers and giving them flowers or pen of some sort or give them a brand new plate as a teacher’s day gift, which is is quiet disturbing when I think of it for now, seeing their devotion to the teachers, honestly either they really liked the teacher or you are just sucking up. It was a time where Singaporean schools are like totalitarian country, if you make a single mistake, you will get disciplined. I still remember the time where I will get one stroke for one wrong word, well that teacher is quite old now guess, still have the same style of ‘teaching’ as in the 1990s. (as heard in one of my previous blog about it)

The Authorities

Well, this leader worship didn’t come about when I came into this new Primary school in 2001 and the first time I heard he word merge (two schools in the same area was merged into one), well she looked nice and everything, although she kinda looked old too. The previous school, I think I had a more personal touch with the principal, even think of me as a model student. Well at that time, I aced at everything, and I was extremely quiet and shy too, which automatically turns on this ‘Auto Suck Up’. For the new one, the Principal is like a well dress woman, wearing a Cheongsam almost everyday, If I could remember, and I could see that she never interacts with any of the students. And sadly the principal from the previous school was then demoted into an administrator in school. and for some reason every couple of months, they would came together and sing a song about her, well by ripping off some ‘unmarketable’ songs and put words about her, what were they thinking? Well also still remember about the bucket full of goodies, it was pretty nice of her, Well I did get a one of it by spotting the “Clean and green” sign at the back of the hall which is really stupid.

I still remember having this rather fat Indian/Malaysian man as the discipline master of the school, and he was pretty scary looking. However, the first time I encounter him, he was ordering the people about the bird cage (I Know, it sounds wrong), in a language that is neither the four main languages of Singapore. Then, he looked at me, thinking that I’m confused, and explained to me that he used to work at the Police force and that is where he learned how to speak in Hokkien, which is a Chinese Dialect. Well, he did scare the shit out of me when he scold me for wandering too far out of the playground, Well I was wandering what is over there and suddenly I saw him, he was shocked, and that shocked face turns me around and I went back to the playground, and I know that something is going to happen. Honestly, I didn’t know which one of the story came first.

The Friends

During at that time, I still remember Have these two friends, who were technically juvenile delinquents, I did made friends with one of them, well he was the one who still things. I still remember at that time, when the Disciple master came with the hand phone and called the number, and then there was that vibrating sound, Everybody was shock, it made t seem as if it had been staged. Some how he knew that he is the one who steal the hand phone from the local library. He was then Taken away and was later taken to be caned the next day. The other one, was the arsonist or the property destructor, he liked to burn trash cans and so forth, and it seems that he also had a partner I remember, the form teacher not believing that he didn’t help in the burning of the trash can, he was then too caned the next day.

Yes I was bullied as a Primary school student, at that time I really feel that everybody was against me, technically everybody, making my life miserable and all that, well the leader finally forgets what he did to me, and finally we were friends, well the last time I saw him is in a Starbucks in Indonesia (he’s an Indonesian) with his girlfriend two years back. and a girl classmate from China, became some sort of a protector and she was probably 2 years older than me if I could remember, I still remember in Singapore that it is common for foreigners to be a year or two older than their classmates, my brother was one of them. It was rather crappy really, al those immature words saying that we were married or have sex before, Well there were some of my friends whom I think were against me, at least tried to be friends with me, and some of them were really good pals, like that stealer, the Indian from Mumbai, and that guy I recently found on Facebook.

Sadly, I’ve only been able to connect with two of my friends today…

Feeling Awkward in a Chinese Wedding Reception

2011-02-01T06:22:00.002-08:00

Weddings are always a wonderful thing don’t you think, two people getting together and probably live ever after (or not). for me, this whole reception thing is getting boring for me, my parents and I (was forced to) go to the wedding reception, going to a wedding with a person of whom I‘ve never met before. It is quite mundane really, I just wet there to eat shake hands cat little bit and then go home with a gaudy looking THING that they gave to us at the entrance. Well that is not really actually that bad, but just recently I’ve been to worse…

The Damn Incident
It was Friday, I was watching the second last episode of the “Band of Brother” was abruptly interrupted when my brother told me to go with him to this wedding reception, since my dad doesn’t want to go. And then I got dressed and was ready to go to this happy occasion. So we went into the car, played the Ke$ha CD that I just bought and away we go. As we are nearing the place, there are a lot of hotels and all that stuff, but much to my dismay, the reception was at this dingy looking restaurant. by then I was still OK with it, only that is the place where I had eaten before, one thing I know that this a very small place.
As we entered the room, there was a man singing horribly and we were like uuuuhhh… awkward.We were then seated with some random people, and that is where I started to feel more awkward. We were introduced to the table by the host and nobody seems to know what we are, maybe they knew my dads name by his Chinese name. So, here we are seating, eating the food bit by bit, awkwardly stare at each other, it was an awkward experience one thing for sure.
Ah the music, yes, All I hear were horrible disco and pop songs that belong in the 1990s, they were horrible I tell you HORRIBLE! To my dismay, there a brave few who wanted to sing karaoke, from then on, I know that THAT will be the death of me. They technically couldn’t sing at all, especially when they are gong to do the high note, hmmm, this is maybe the reason why I had a horrible headaches that caused me to fail physics.
Well Everything went… well, until one of the waitress uses her finger to transfer the ala-carte food onto another plate, after she fail in an attempt to transfer the food with the chopsticks. That is where I lost my apatite to eat, FOREVER!!!! (nah! jk jk) well after an hour, me and my bro decided to leave the place, thanking the host and all that, and that is where we found out that the person that got married is not here. I felt cheated.

Conclusion
Well after that after we left the place I was hoping that we were going to cleanse sour mouth by going to a “Star Wars nerd heaven” Café in Kemang, called the Droids, well its not really that bad, except for the traffic. But Hey! that is all I have to say for this Article of the Week.

Death/Black Metal Music Videos

2011-01-25T07:28:00.001-08:00

Just to give a little back ground about the scene or Genre of the music, they are the underground group of people that are really creepy, and atheistic and so far and so on. one thing for sure they double bass every time and sang as if they have a sore throat or hyper constipation of some sort. furthermore, the fact that people like this is just strange… well I do like some of the songs, they actually not that bad at all.

well, for this post, I'm going to talk about something that had made me gleefully grin and cheerful when I am down or severely depressed, which is the Death Metal music videos. well, one thing I like about it is that they are very cheesy which made it extremely entertaining. the funny thing about this genre of music video is that they were trying to look serious, but the failed badly.

Why so bloody hilarious?

I'm not so sure why they were so cheesy, well one thing for sure, they are not mainstream at all, and they don't had the funding where most mainstream music does, like Rihanna and all that stuff. so they practically had to create it themselves, with their cheap Hi-8 or mini DV video camera and of course automatically they
won't have a professional looking video.

Then, most of the videos are made in the woods or forest... for some reason, well its probably because of the subject matter that the songs had to make matters worst, the subjects or the content of their lyrics usually contains mystical stuff from fairies to Satanism and trolls in all that stuff, and that would really degrades the credibility of the video, well if they ire gaudy black costumes that looked like some gothic shit, by now they really look like some sort of self parody of the band itself.

To be Honest they are quite fun to watch, its like the Japanese role playing thingy.
Other than that, the fact that thy wore face paint made it seems that they thought that the death mask will look scary, they made this evil faces, but then people would just laugh it off. It is basically like a person with a funny face and people just laugh at it, ha-ha…

"Hey this crap is so bad that it is good!"

Entertainment value

Well, its fun watching videos that had obvious errors... to make things even better, this is technically home videos being passed on as music videos. so technically its like watching America's Funniest Home Videos and a segment of people with death mask goofing off, trying to make a music video... that's how fun it is. well some music videos had some sort of narrative, and those parts are downright hilarious, because we were technically watching a crappy B-movie. well yeah but one thing that I want to point out is that not all of Black or Death Metal Music videos are that crappy, some of them are pretty well made and 'unB-movie' movie like...

Not All?

But hey don't get me wrong, there were some bands who were able to create some of the high quality amazing videos, on par with the mainstream music videos. and I really thought that they were quiet good and some of them had boobies :), well I was shocked when I first saw them... on YouTube, but hey, it's in Europe, a bloody liberal place where they are able to show boobies on the television.
“wooow!” (while thinking about boobs on TV)

Conclusion
Well, moving on, I’m not saying that all of the videos are bad, not all of the song are bad, I’m just saying that most of them are just plain ridiculous, like, “what were they thinking when they were making this, I’m pretty sure the person holding the camera was like giggling off every shot that they are in, I mean you can’t just take them seriously. And of course you guys can rebut that the Black Metal is a niche market, not much people are doing it, and they have very little money to publicize it. Well all I can say is that they should at least get someone who is quite artistic.

Well that all for now for this Weeks's Article of the week… peace out

Blackberry in Indonesia these days

2011-01-23T04:13:00.008-08:00

I don't know, but I think this is how people think about it anyway... Heres the ARTICLE if you guys don't get what I mean...

"Well I never knew and have thought that crossed my mind that you could watch Porn in Blackberry, THANKS A LOT YOU IDIOT IT BACKFIRED!"

- A Blackberry user

"Hey son, I just read the news that you can't watch porn in your Blackberry anymore..."

"Wait, what I can err... I can't?!"

-A conversation between a father and a son

"Wow, I never thought I could watch porn in my phone, Now I can watch it wherever I want, if I didn't buy Blackberry! Thanks for the tip, Minister..."

-A non-Blackberry User

"Well that sucked..."

-A Blackberry User who uses it to watch porn

"Sheesh! Who wants to watch Lo-res Porn anyway?"

-A Blackberry User who DOESN'T uses it to watch porn/
Paid for internet porn

"Well thank goodness kids these days can't watch porn in their mobile phones anymore...
....Wait WTF? only Blackberry?"

-Conservative people on the new rule

"DOWN WITH PORN!!!"

-Your Religious/Conservative Parents

"DOWN WITH PORN!!!"

-Hypocrites

"First, Blackberry!

Second! Raid people who sells Porn!

and Third! THE WORLD!!!!" [followed with an evil laughter]

-Tifatul Simbering after the success of blocking porn for Blackberry

Tifatul Simbering and the Ridiculous Crusade for a Porn Free Blackberry?

2011-01-21T01:48:00.000-08:00

As of today (21^st January 2011) Blackberry in Indonesia can’t access porn anymore (well at least there is still artistic nudity to jack off with… I think)
Tifatul Simbering, Indonesia’s own Jack Thompson (that guy who is against rap music and Grand Theft Auto) known to be afraid to get a boner if Michelle Obama were handshake with him, and stupid quotes that can be considered hyper conservative and Irritating making jokes about AIDS and quote Hitler on Twitter. and his wife is stupid bitch who enforced the (I forgot how many) hours of studying on a certain town. then again, I felt that fighting against porn is a good cause, but I think threatening to kill blackberry is a little bit too much, even with the rest of Indonesia, even my mom who is a preacher in church thinks it is over the top. besides, who wants to watch lo-res porn anyway…

The Crusade
As some of you know, a couple of months ago, some people hacked into the Parliament Screen and screened porn on it, and now he started to do thing that very annoying, like talk shit about everything. He's Indonesian's Information and Technological Ministry, and he is ultra conservative, and in 2008 the New anti-Pornographic Law was just passed. and what do we got.
"Embarrassed of him doing thing that seems very annoying and spoiling the reputation of the country" and basically he believed that immoral acts were the cause of the earthquakes and all that shit, not only people thought that this is ridiculous, people don’t buy that and caused a controversy into the country.
The increasing amount of conservatism had taken its toll on the country, now we cant actually show our body parts at all or do anything sensual, but then, I just realized that Onrop! Musikal is actually somewhat breaking the law. Oh well, most of the audience are to liberal to report this awesome show to the police.
El BB
Yeah that's what we got instead of having a far more advance and bloody fast internet, instead the money goes to these idiots so that they could block porn for BlackBerry, I mean seriously Blackberry, so now I can watch porn with my Nokia? I mean it is a little bit discriminatory against other mobile phones. what the heck are they thinking, they could you the money for better other than that. He is definitely not using his power to improve the infrastructure for technology but he use it on Blackberry, I’m no Blackberry use but that is fucking retarded.
Not only that he complained about the porn, but he wanted to created a local server for Indonesia, since Canada’s RIM (Research In Motion) had been hogging off money from the country without paying the local tax and therefore wanted a piece of ‘pie’ (as what some media outlet calls them) from them. May be this could be the problem on what the intention of the whole shenanigan is, is either he wanted to block porn or just wanted the money. Maybe creating a local server could be a good thing since Indonesia had one of the largest Blackberry and cellular phone in the world. But it seems that Tifatul (specifically) wanted to have porn eradicated from the Blackberry server, since they had given the deadline for the thing, I mean if they were to create a local server, it could take a couple of months to hold it all together. And since the news about creating the server as an excuse several days later, or maybe a day later, I think the Idea of having a new server was conjured up to down play the ‘pornographic’ aspect of Blackberry.
Conclusion
You know I were him and I want to do that, I would make this a secret, without a deadline, well maybe a couple of months. the problem might lies with him being such a fame whore about the whole ‘I want to eradicate pornography’ thing and then the fact that he was not doing his job properly to at least improve our communication, technology, I mean, I haven’t heard anything from him that is even good at all and I bet he is the one who hacked into the system and put the porn video on the parliament, just to show the urgency of the whole demoralizing and ‘people watching porn’ situation, and I also bet that he is a hypocrite, like most people think.
Although, it seems that he is one of the few people who are dedicated at their jobs, but I guess he strays a little too far from his job, and turned this into this ridiculous crusade. Like many people say, religion and politics don’t mix well.

The Compulsory School Socks Conspiracy

2011-01-18T03:56:00.000-08:00

There had been a real bugger in this school since the implementation of the new of making the school socks compulsory. A sock is something you wear while wearing a shoe and it is something that no one notice. It is practically a pair of white socks with the school initials on it nothing more. Since it was spandex, now my feet is uncomfortable and now susceptible to cold and sweat, which is extremely uncomfortable. Well, that what I don’t like a about the new socks. Well, ever since that, I always felt that there is a conspiracy within the implementation of a new rule to have a compulsory uniform.

The Situation
I think Having anything other than the shirt, pants or skirts and everything that reflect the school. Having the same brand of stuff is ultimately redundant, and I really think that the school is either trying to make money out of it or trying to save a company from going bankrupt. As for my previous school, the school tried to enforce people into wearing the school shoes, which is quiet ugly for my taste, and the Principal (headmaster) even advertised that that is a good design and everybody should buy it. I don’t know what hey are thinking but I think he is just helping a friend to get more money, Well I don’t know, but I think it is really ridiculous to have a school shoes. besides the design of the logo (if I could remember) is a complete Nike rip off, and it is not as comfortable as the person says. However, thank goodness it was not really enforced.
As for socks, it is pretty much the most stupid thing that I had encountered, it is technically a cheap white spandex socks with some custom initials on it, I know its completely ridiculous. And this time, they are very strict about the whole system, If I don’t have a socks in a certain period, I could get detention. This is something that involves money, at least for the previous school I ended up wearing my own shoes that met the requirements. but socks? at least shoes are still ok just because they can be seen, and sock? People don’t even care about looking down get caught for not wearing the socks, as long as it is white. And now my feet will suffer salty hypothermia because of this.

The Conspiracy Theory
There is something going on with the whole enforcing the people to wear the school socks thing. On thing for sure, they need to have a boost of money to buy something. At least they can say that they are trying to save a socks making company probably one of the higher position have, well since many students here are like, filthy rich, they can do anything with money and they can invest in the school. And probably some rich guy threatened to loose the money and have a quick way by bribing the person in the school to invest in this quick money scam, that is my theory. Another theory is that they are trying to help a company from going bankrupt, however, this theory seems to be impossible because the school will tell everyone that they buying for a cause, it might be possible . Another theory that could be possible is that they received a large number of socks, put the initials on and viola! … easy money. I don’t know forcing people to where the socks is just annoying and caused a lot of people to get detention, and they are able to have money. Honestly I don’t know who gets the money from this but I don’t think the teachers will get the money because I trust them.
On the Lighter note, the money that they have might be given to the poor, which I hope it will happen, but I don’t think this is the case at all in here. If they are doing that we would have known.

Conclusion
Well, since I’m in after school detention right now or ASD or ‘assed’, I pretty sure you guys notice that I didn’t really use any vulgarities in this post. And as of right now, I am wearing the now sweaty and (probably) stinking socks right now. I probably had suffered injustice since I miss the lunch detention that is because I did not have the socks and suffering two hours of being ASs’D because I miss the lunch Detention because I didn’t know that I had one because they did not give me the detention slip… urrrghh.

Well all in all I don’t like the fact that schools break the status quo by making a piece of garment necessary and enforce it like this it made it seems that the school s in short of money. Well you know what if they make the shoe compulsory, it will be an outrage, I tell you, OUTRAGE!

well that’s all I could think of for now, after writing 50 minutes for non-stop Well, PEACE OUT!

It's a love story baby just say Wait nooooo...

2011-01-17T07:00:00.001-08:00

"On the first minute: Hey its not really that bad...

On the fifteenth minute: Oh dear!

on the thirtieth minute: uggghhh!!!

on the fortifith minute: oh Kill me!!!!!

on the first hour: HAHAHAHA I'm KNIFING MYSELF HAHAHA!!!

By the time the show finishes: awww... I wish I was like that (but you don't want to admit)"

- A boy watching a sappy Indonesian Teen romance movie
particularly 'Love in Perth'

Starting a year with a Bang!

2011-01-10T08:09:00.000-08:00

In not a very good kind of way, It's more of a second bang by the way...

Well It involves a car, a pedestrian, low visibility and a hospital, and of course, the person got hit by the car, and we really had a horrible feeling about it.

The Incident
Well it is around 10 at night at Menteng, I was at the front seat with my brother driving the car, and we were moving at a very high speed, Sudden we saw this person running across street and he smacked right on the side of the car, my Bro immediately braked, and the person was thrown out and landed on his back. By then I was rather panicked, by the time I thinking, "Oh shit is he going to die?" but a couple of seconds later, he was back at the pedestrian road/parking area and there were a group of people crowding towards the victim.

I was inside the car, with my brother's friend, and they thought that this might be a trap and asked me to lock the doors, furthermore, they told me that it people these days were quiet desperate for money. And the friend called out for help from the area whether they can be helped. Well those words really scares me especially, when I look outside of the window there were loads of people were crowding at the victim, and at anytime I thought that they would rock the car burn the car and lynch us on a tree. Well fortunately that didn't happen.

Hospital Drama
After a couple of moments, we followed a taxi with a victim and an accomplice to the nearest hospital, which is very near, just a couple of road intersection away. at around eleven, we reached the Hospital, my brother pays for the fare not knowing how horrible his injuries were.

At that time we were thinking whether we were being set up or not, which is even more scarier. at first we were somewhat thinking for sure this is a set up.

We came to this small hospital, which looks old and rather decrepit, but the coolest thing is that there was a very cool looking x-ray machine and a CT scan (what ever that is). and there are loads of things that is quiet advance. Well at first I thought this is some sort of an old Hospital like that but yeah, it had that cool looking x-ray machine. Its like and old dog with new tricks.

Well, back to the story, it was really creepy, there was a lot of old looking chairs and me my bro and Friend were like waiting seating on the waiting room. we get to talk to the female accomplice and she talked about how he was running to catch an Angkot (a public transportation) across the street, and my brother, explained how he didn't really actually saw the person before ramming him.

It didn't take long before the rest of the family arrived at the hospital, at around 30 minutes before midnight as he was being x-rayed. we talked to them for a bit and had mutual understanding over the whole incident. Honest I thought that they would be cunning savageries after the incident, but they appear calm over the whole incident.

After that, my Bro's love interest's parent came, which is a bit of a weird way to meet the parents... :)

After that, the doctor came by and told us that he is fine, except for a swollen arm and a sprained ankle, we were in a relief, we thought that he had an internal bleeding or fractures to the bone, but thank goodness that the accident wasn't really that bad.After paying for them and all that stuff, we parted ways and we go home, and feel happy that we didn't kill or seriously injure anyone. He was then discharged from the hospital that very night. and we all go home...

Well that was a pretty intense day well that all I have to say for this article, and all I can say from my experience is that Not all people you see on the streets, even in the slums, there are good people out there...

Well that all for now and have a great 2011.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!: An Obligatory Holiday Blog Post :)

2010-12-30T06:54:00.001-08:00

Well its Christmas and its all holidaysh and people don't work at all. (which i why we were pissed on why the Blu-ray hasn't come yet) well I think it is a pretty important day for Christianity because this is the day where Christ was born, well not exactly... it was said its around April so yeah. and those FPI(refer to an older blog post) were non active and letting us enjoy the Holiday... which is amazingly annoying by the way because they were like treating us like some sort of outcast. Well the good news is that the Batak Church that is constantly being harassed by the FPI now had justice... The leader guy on that area got suspended and some people were in trail for attacking them.
and I got fined on Bundaran Hotel Indonesia, which is really shit because I lost approximately US$15 by getting fined by the Police. well its not really a fine it is a bribe, I don't actually want to go to court to do it, I just wanna go to PI, well its my first time in this situation.
Well I guess this is the last blog post for this year I guess tomorrow I'll be going to an over priced restaurant ha ha, so they say bye....

The Long & Hard Journey to Onrop! Island

2010-12-08T08:31:00.001-08:00

Well for those who don't what Onrop! is, its a musical written by the widely acclaimed Joko Anwar known for his awesome films such as "Pintu Terlarang" and "Kala", which is being performed in Teater Besar Jakarta in Taman Ismail Marzuki.

Someone and the buying of a ticket

Moving on, It was Thursday, and 2 day away from 'my schedule to watch' day, which is Saturday. (thank you captain obvious) my bro called the place he was particularly pissed about how the person in the phone talked. Then I went to mom's office to find someone to bring me there, but there's none. well, Thanks to google map, The place was not really that hard to find, but it is very far away from home, and my dad was actually expecting me to go with someone.

Well, I finally go alone, with loads of money in hand to buy the ticket. but then, I was kinda lost for like, an hour. I was stuck around Menteng and going round and round a couple of times, a couple of wrong turns. I was panicked at that point, but then I was lucky enough to find my way out. It was really such a traffic jam at that point but it took more than an hour to reach there.

To my surprise, When I reach the ticket box in Kemang there was a long line of people buying the tickets. well I waited for an hour when I finally reached to the ticket box office, thank goodness that there were some seats left. Everything was good except the shitty thing about the ticket box is that they gave this coupon and had to come back the day after. well I did get that ticket without getting lost or anything.. haha. I was ecstatic, when I've gotten my hands on the ticket Knowing that I'm going to watch something awesome the next day.

Moving on to the next day, after a church group meeting which took a very long time, (till almost 6) I'm finally able to break free of this and bath and get ready and here we go...

Well, The night before after a botched attempt of fetching my sis from the airport, (it turns out that the lane diverted back to Singapore) which is really annoying. Me and my brother searched for Taman Ismail Marzuki, which is where the musical is played. then we wen to an Arabic restaurant, which is quiet nice actually. and that was at midnight. well the next day, My sis is fortunate enough to arrive at in Jakarta on time to watch the show at 8 o'clock.

Finally Were Watching a Musical (not just some ordinary musical)

When we finally reached there, the place was packed full of people, and I was ecstatic, while my older and siblings didn't know what to expect and hoped that I had not wasted the hard earn money. well, we did get in there early, and by eight, everything dimmed down, and for the next two and a half hours, we were mesmerised and shocked to see things that we don't usually see on this bloody conservative nation where stupid extremist rule. Well, there were sexual innuendo and references to current events and politics, basically mocking them, well, living in an English speaking country for years and years, I was able to understand most of the jokes they were referencing, of course, thanks to the news, they really helped.

There is One scene in the Island itself, it talked about how the liberalism and pluralism is used in this scene stating that having a safe and moral society doesn't have to be so strict, people applauded when the play address this and I was thinking, I am on the same boat with the audience, they seems to be very sick and intolerance in the country, and sick of people imposing a fixed set of moralities on the people. Well I can say that this is a play that criticize the government and the people who are imposing moral views on others. I love the message, I love the play, I love everything that is in it. I'm pretty sure that the Islamic Defenders Front didn't even bother watching this, too bloody expensive for them I guess, or all the joke just flew over their heads and thinking that this is just a stupid show.

Well I can say that I recommend it but, I think it is too late because it is over. yeah we had a fun night after watching that show, we had dinner in some creepy 5 star restaurant after that.

Well that's all I can say about the Play and my Journey to Onrop! Island...
Peace out

On HELL of a Movie: (Raped By Saitan : Diperkosa Setan)

2010-11-01T06:29:00.000-07:00

" .....on August 14 2010, 10pm, a particularly satanic DVD was place on a high end Blu-ray player was placed and screen through a high end projector and a high end audio amplifier. me and my brother sat down eager to watch this 'dirty' disc press the enter button, but what we see and hear caused us to cringe, manically laugh, and to utter words that are some what similar to Rifftrax, Nostalgia Critic and Angry Videogame Nerd that is"Raped By Saitan: (Diperkosa Setan)" "

-someone on that movie

Well that is the most horrifyngly horrible movie that I've ever seen...

Plot:

Well, the movie is about a somewhat handsome (fugly) man who was forced by his friends to hook up with a girl, he did hook up with a girl and turns into a playboy. But then, he got depressed when the girl tells his friends about his promiscousity and inevitebly dumps him. while the he was riding his motorcycle through his graveyard where there a lot of hookers around wearing skimpy clothes (so much for necrophilia) and they all want to get layed by him. However, there is a woman in cheap white formal dress shows up and wanted to have a ride home, as well as agreeing to have sex in his room in the boarding house, like a "duh" thing, she is a fucking ghost who wanted to enslave men in her forest, and got killed.

6 month later, a girl called Marsya a.k.a Retarded Bitch (RB) went into a boarding house to get a room, however the room was somewhat haunted by a sex crazed ghost who likes to fuck a lot. (that person in the previous paragraph) After gwtting a job as a Secratary in a company, just because the girls is sexy. (NOOT) I mean come one who would want a retarded village girl, I mean she acts like one of the character in the video I made, yet that was 2 years before this. after that there will be a strange and confusing and wierd sequence that will make people cringe or laugh, well you know, she got raped by the ghost, THREE FUCKING TIMES and location, IN ONE NIGHT!!!!!!

After getting fucked a couple of times she experienced strange thing like vomiting worms and had the appetite of eating cow liver a.k.a. chocolate pudding, and made that wierd face like licking his lips while her eyes were bulging out and of course I was cringing and having spasms when I watch her extremely horrible performance, I almost had no will to live anymore.

Well of course, there is also a subplot of the Boss (Raymond) and the good guy (Andre) fighting over who will get that retarded girl. Then Ray had his sister who will take care about the Andre so that that retard bitch won't get him. however it backfires when Ray's sister holds a birthday party and that retarded gt raped b the ghost, in which Andre saves her and takes her home. and that night, she got pregnant and gave birth to the Satan's child (which happen to be played by a midget) its horrible.

A very well known scene, which I want to dub, telling the 'secret' to Raymond scene, this is where that fucking retard contradicts herself when she said not to tell anyone about the events and the rapings that happened. guess what, she screams out on top of her lungs that she had been raped by a ghost while telling him that she is not crazy... in a cafeteria, with a bunch of people and some what made a public "speech" about it.

Well They finally got the dirty boss killed by the child of the ghost posing as that fucking retard as well as that rival who wanted to have Raymond, finally killed the child ghost with a fucking retarded amulet and marry the Fucking Retard who in the end of the movie looked like a fucking whore.

Bottomline
The acting is horrible, the script is incoherent, the camera work is extremely lazy as if they cant get the camera off from the tripod, uninteresting camera movements, retarded special effects, retarded editing, annoying characters, the director is artistically profound. In other words, it is a mega- exploitation-horror-super-schlock-fest. Yeah that How horrible it is. The thing that surprises me is that it manage to mde its way to the theatres... yeah movie theatres. Its just shocking to see a movie like that being able to appear on movie theatres.
About the acting, it is basically lazy and made them act as if they were damn fucking retarded especially the the stupid bitch or whore. and this movie is technally more crappier than the midnight straight to TV movies which features CG monkeys, yeah, that how bad it is. (I would like to call it "The attack of the CG monkeys)

On the other hand my brother thinks that this movie is created by demons who is possessing a person who then creates this movie and ultimately ruins the life of the possesed directors. He also added this movie is mostly for the poor and the curious young male teenagers who thought this is porn... well its not, its just that stupid bitch moving suggestively. Well, this movie might have been considered pornographic because of the numerous ghost rape scene... but you know what this is just close to an amatuer video porn, the specific scene had no artistic value in it, I've researched a couple of sex senes but they did it with style and they are mostly related to the story... well most of it

Then again, this movie is for people who is a hardcore schlock film lovers, even that I wouldn't recommend it. It doesn't have that its so bad its good status, it is just bad!

One thing I get about the movie is that this is a "Whore"rific Experience!!!

Bully: A School Calamity

2010-10-21T09:11:00.000-07:00

The 223262 Calamity

"He's a jackass, he's a retard, he's everything that really annoys me, and I don't even know why the heck he's doing that" - Someone (tune of Spring Tiger from Tiger Tunes)

Also known as the Ben Calamity, I'm seriously pissed off by him all of the time, every time I'm alone and vulnerable, he will be there... not say that he'll be there for me to help me but he'll be there to seriously fuck with me (not literally) and messes with my mental state. Furthermore he is known to be an asshole, man people hated him, well because he wasn't really nice to anyone and is completely different with the society, but I think I had a better reason to hate him, well he's a total jackass.
He probably thinks I'm retarded and usually blame me or denies everything that he done. I'm pretty sure he is also jealous because of something, well not telling you guys. and yeah he's pretty much jealous. and he doesn't have a girlfriend, because they think he's a jack ass. and made friends wit people who already had a boyfriend, or girls predominantly, and had one guy friend, well he's ok now, not as douchey as he used to.
I'm beginning to think that he either had Paranoia Schizophrenic or he's just being an ass, well turns out he's an ass.

Aftermath after being bullied

"Well I'm not gonna just commit suicide because I can't take him anymore, cause he's a fucking asshole!" -Someone

a. Feeling
Well, of course I will feel pissed off if somebody bullies me, and I think I'll be ultimately upset. so I'll pretty much had a motivation to do anything, and I feel like committing suicide. well I feel much better thinking about death ad looking at pictures of dead people, they look calm as they sleep forever....
WAIT A SECOND... why do I had to end my life because of his assholeness, well I'm not handling this shit anymore, and do something about it!!! ....

"TELL THE WHOLE WORLD"ABOUT IT

that's a pretty good plan, telling everyone how fucking retarded he is, well its not my fault and I don't have to pay for it.

b. coping
Well I got depress and think about things that are just not right, well If I'm not happy I usually sing along a song and dance and if that doesn't work I would see dead mangled corpses. yeah for some reason, I felt better after I look at those pictures, well I went to Bestgore.com too often that I was afraid that I'm going crazy. well, I don't recommend that website anyway, its pretty sadistic.
Well I'll try another method, if I'm pissed off again, I would throw things and kick things which made loud noises, its pretty fun, if you think about it, kicking some random furniture and throwing bottles to the ground. listening to loud and sudden sounds are extremely satisfying, especially if I'm the one doing it.
Well, I did cope with it the most passive kind of way after it is to play music loudly, it pretty much drowns anything in mind and just enjoy the music, its like spacing out, only thing that sucks is that it gives me a headache. :(

Well I suggest the best way to let it out is to just... spill the beans... loads of beans... (not to be taken literally)

Bottom line

"Always look on the bright side of life!" -Monty Python

Well before that asshole came along, I was pretty much safe from all those things. And it is pretty stupid for a person like me to be afraid of going to school just because of an asshole in school, I mean seriously, just one person that's it. the point is I don't really want to deal with this problem anymore and I was pretty much unbullied for three to four years. well I never got bullied at all in a Secondary school in Singapore for three years and another two years just being left alone. (I was lonely when I came here) then again, thing had started to get better, until he came along wrecking my reputation and everything else.
Well the last time I was bullied constantly was in grade 6, it was really depressing to see what was happening to me again and went through the whole thing again, I've got a real good feeling that this is the first bullying case in like.... a century in this school, and it is really fucking embarrassing.
Well according to my experience, he is pretty immature by like... about 4 to five years or so. yeah...

Then again, he's a fucking asshole and I (and you) don't have to pay or give a shit about it.

For the Bullied:

well don't go nuts about it and try to kill yourself and do please talk to someone who can really help you and let them deal with it. and don't be afraid of them, they are just idiots who like to ruin and make everyone miserable.... and misunderstood fucktards...
and forgive and forget about him altogether, (well unless you had time to work out for a one on one with that asshole that would be fine... :D )
or maybe you can be famous like Eminem and Justin Beiber.... many people who were bullied get famous for their awesome achievement, although I can only name a few... haha!

Well that's all for this week and peace out!!!!

FPI Raids Again!!!! ...and now, that gay film festival

2010-10-09T05:39:00.001-07:00

"the film festival was a tool to convert Indonesian youth to become gay and lesbian."

Well, it seems that they are attacking the gays now, I mean, What the fuck! Dude seriously, "the film festival was a tool to convert Indonesian youth to become gay and lesbian.". that is the most irritating, stupidest MIND BLOWING excuse for the Q Film Festival to be attacked by them, those damn fucking conservative. I mean come on, they can't even think properly "a tool to convert.. youth to gays" what kind of reason is that, they are practically ruling the country now, and this must be stopped, this should be a secular country and this should not happen at all, I mean I'm telling you FPI, just say to the public that you guys don't agree to this event and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! AND THAT IS A FUCKING STUPID REASON TO PROTEST YOU STUPID DUMB ASS, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT JUST WATCH THAT FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO FORCE THEM TO STOP! WHAT IT IS YOUR COUNTRY????? THE POWER BELONGS TO THE GOVERNMENT AND NOT YOU!!!!!!... oh now I know why some people wanted the Soeharto Era back...
PEOPLE STILL WANTS TO WATCH THEM AND THEY WON'T BECOME GAY BY WATCHING IT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT FUCKING GAY!!!!!! (SAME AS FOR LESBIANS)

"Lame Excuse!!!"
Well, as I was saying, that is the stupidest excuse that I ever heard that I ever heard in terms of religion, politics and culture. well, it is at least better than the people inserting mind control chips to kill people scenario. (but that is crime).
And I don't think people who are straight will become gay after watching gay films, but I think they were disgusted, felt sorry for them, or feel the character's love for each other. (it not like gay porn or anything) furthermore, I personally thought that watching gay films is what I always wanted to do, besides I never watch one. However, I never planned of going to watch them, i just didn't have the time or didn't even know where the place is. So yeah.
It is important for people to know that there are gay people in this world, even in this country. I'm pretty sure the strict government, will know why that this event is legal other than the fact that it is not pornographic, besides, the festival sounds perfectly legal. Except some douche liked to moan and complain about it, blame it on the rules, not the festival. Then again, maybe its not the Government, I think is that people are so self centred that they only think for themselves, living in their own world, not giving a damn about peoples problem.

"Hey why don't you call yourself Islamic Demonstrator's Front!"

Then Again, I really think that the organisation is extremely self-centered, not thinking about other people's problem. only thing is that I am living in a largest Muslim population in the world, which happens to be secular country and they think they can do what ever they want because they are the majority group of people. Tell you what they are just stupid idiots who don't know psychology, and hastily concludes that watching gay films can turn people or promote them into gay.
Furthermore, I'm really sad to the fact that they wee supported by some of the ministers in the government and the employ people with with low income and uneducated people to join in the cause. I really thought that this should be stop, it is ultimately destroying Indonesia's reputation to be a safe country, like Aceh, say that that place is really the shame of the country, with all that Sharia laws enacted over there. furthermore, the fact those people wanted to take over the Government is irritating and extremely appalling.

Bottom line:
Its rally irritating that people would complain for such small stuff, and things that are not actually pornographic such as the Indonesian version of Playboy, there were worse stuff on other magazines and they had to persecute the editor just because of the name of it. I am also appalled to the fact that the did not ban "Diperkosa Setan: Raped By Saitan" (which is an appalling film which features a girl being air humped) and complained on "Menculik Miyabi" just because it features an ex-porn star.
of course there were persecution of churches and the list goes on....
I heard from other people, that they are actually appalled by these people running around wrecking havoc across the city just because they don't agree with things. Well the good news is that it is actually unlikely that they will succeed in taking over the government and as long as there no military involved in these riots. and I think its true that Indonesia is getting intolerant year by year... I really agree to that statement.

"What about the Muslim extremist from Sumatra?"
Those fucktards? oh don't get me started....
Oh well, Its just sad that there is always a danger of getting shot or killed by these people, I mean, they had guns!!! well they rob Banks to buy guns, and shoot police an wreck havoc in this place, and this again, it is not very good for the country's reputation as a safe nation, well I' not saying that this place used to be safe but I thought that Indonesia is really beginning to be really dangerous place. I can too allude to Lenin's rise to power, where he fist rob banks, get a chance to undermine the government and Voila! the Bolsheviks overthrow the provisional government in the October Revolution in 1917...
Well, just saying though...

That's all folks....

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/islamic-hard-liners-protest-indonesias-gay-and-lesbian-film-festival/398462

Dear Mr. TOSAN KONKOBO

2010-09-28T05:22:00.002-07:00

Well I think I've got this letter a long time ago, and see what I reply below:

I NEED YOUR HELP WITH TRUST,

FROM: MR TOSAN KONKOBO,
Please read carefully,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise. However, it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I got your contact from yahoo tourist search while I was searching for a foreign partner. I am assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity when I prayed about you.
I am a banker by profession in BURKINA-FASO, WEST AFRICA and currently
holding the post of manager in account and auditing department in our bank. I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($ 9.2Million Dollars) belonging to our deceased customer who died along with his entire family in a bomb attack.
Hence; I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal. Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail as soon as you receive this letter.
Please indicate your willingness by sending the below information for more clarification and easy communication.
For more details, Contact me for more details.

(1) YOUR FULL NAME...............................
(2) YOUR AGE AND SEX............................
(3) YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS..................
(4) YOUR TEL AND FAX NUMBER..............
(5) YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN..................
(6) YOUR OCCUPATION.........................
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Thanks & Best Regards,
MR TOSAN KONKOBO,
EMAIL tosan_konkobo@voila.fr
PHONE NUMBER 00226 78 43 83 64

Dear Mr. Tosan Konkobo

I am honoured by you offer to agree to you proposal and is delighted to get the share that had been proposed, not to mention the corrupted governments who will be welcoming us. I am pretty sure if I got the money, there will be a welcoming party wearing mask to conceal their identity and tied me up for a big surpirise party for me for being selected. Furthermore, I heard all your clients were liquidated or went missing before even getting the money. Actually, this is a smart choice for me to get all the money before all the people do, beause many people thought that this is actually a fraud of some sort.

and heres the information that is required to acquire the money:

(1) Michael Gundiesel von Guttenburg
(2) Male, 18
(3) Guido, Alamanker Street, Block 12, Unit 6-66
(4) +46 0382 5087 7353 (GO FUCK URSELF)
(5) Okonkwo
(6) Pussy Cleaner (motto: cleaning your mom's pussy every monday)

I will be looking forward to your proposal about the money from those dead people who happens to be killed by "Tosan Konkobo", well just saying...

From your dear friend Michael Gundiesel von Guttenburg

p.s. good luck in convincing me.... :D

Random Day!!!

2010-09-18T11:27:00.004-07:00

"What would you do, if you had a driving license, a car, lots of cash to burn, your parents were out of town, and you don't know what to do?"

This are the words that are racing through my mind after all that had happen, well should had thought up of that earlier, and I think it would be really cool if that quote was a first word that came out from a reality TV show.

Well what me and bro do during the first time is that we went to a place to eat, and talked about where are we going to go, so yeah thats practically it. we just made things up on where we are going to go on the way. well we technically goes cross citying anyway, it pretty cool, we get to see lots of places I never knew possible to enter after midnight. (yeah, we went home by around 2.30am anyway) Besides, my parents were in China anyway. (and they still are)

Moving on...

The First place that we went to is a place called Menteng at around 7.30pm, well over there we ate "Nasi Gila" (or Crazy Rice) in an outdoor food court vendors, don't get me wrong, the place is designated for that, and it is very clean (and it was raining at that time, well we are able to find some canopies though), after that, we catch a movie in Epicentrum to watch "Centurions" which is about a group of Roman soldiers trying to run away from the barbaric Brits from the north (well, I forgot what kind of people they are called), Its kinda refreshing to see something 'Historical' even though it wasn't exactly historical.

Then we went to Kemang, to find some cafe, so i was like "ummm, ok", and we ended up in a shisha place where people smoke shisha. well this is the first time i smoke shisha, and guess what, i never really liked it, it gives a sore in the throat and it is practically tasteless. then we talk about how shisha is somewhat for posers who think they are 'smoking', well the thing is every time I breath it in, I usually had a glass of water, just for precautions.

So after this we went to Ancol (just think about it, we went from south Jakarta to North Jakarta) well Ancol is located at the beach, we had to pay cash to get in, we went to the edge of the ocean. well it was pretty quiet and some small stall are still open. I was surprised that there were still people hanging out over there, either dating, singing, hanging out, or just doing random stuff. (like us :D )by then it was already 1am in the morning.

Well we somehow ended up in Thamrin, which is now the current main street of Jakarta (where all the money roll) we were planning to go to Monas (National Monument) but I guest we freaked out because we think that this already at night and we think it was closed. then, (while discussing about a song called 'Fiction' by Avenged Sevenfold, which is creepy as hell) we went to the dreaded part of Jakarta, EAST JAKARTA (diabolical voice) well technically this is the most unknown part of Jakarta, even most of my cousins didn't know it.

With that creepy song 'Fiction' playing, (which was freaking me out at that time) we were hopelessly lost in a place where everything looks the same (well technically what I meant is that every building looked as decrepit and technically look the same) we were frighten not knowing where the heck are we (even more crappy my brother kept repeating that same song over and over, and the fact that I didn't bother to change the CD), there is a glimmer of hope, and we felt that the highway or toll road that looks familiar. it is the inner highway circle for Jakarta.

We are saved!! at last....

I turns out that we are in the edge of Jakarta, South-Eastern to be exact... we took the route where we go from Senayan to Tomang, I don't actually know what the street is called but I think it is called Jalan Sudirman. well it is a long stretch home run for us. (and I get to play my favourite song, 'Flux' by Bloc Party) we ended up at home in 2.30am in the morning

Flashback (a few days back)

Well, we just just hatched up a plan to go some place random just a couple of days before this random shit happens, well technically its on my birthday, so after dinner at the Cheesecake Factory (well ironically we didn't eat it), we just went to Kota Tua, this is where all (most) of the old buildings are, and there are a lot of people over there at night, just hanging out, smoking eating, and then we got to the river(which is freaking dirty). and then we went back to the car, and think of things that can do with a car, a camera and a couple of friends can do.

well we did plan where we are suppose to go. the plan is that we started in the morning, there are plans of going to Sentul to see some mountain ranges, then we went to Jakarta and do some random shit. and we were suppose to record the event on video camera so we can make documentary about it and post it on YouTube.

...we were also planningpaint my hair golden and go to a 'Chinatown' club (where they play cheesy songs and crappy remixes of Justin Beiber songs)

Well I guess that fateful trip for dinner was so random and spontaneous that we forgot to bring our camera, it would had been so cool if that happen.

...Thats all for now.... Peace Out...

The Intolerate Mr. Terry Jones (not to be confused with the guy from Monty Python)

2010-09-06T03:44:00.000-07:00

"Terry Jones, YOU ARE A FUCKTARD!!!!"

-Someone on the Idea of it

Urrrgghh... those intolerant to other religion people, why would anyone want to burn the Quran, I mean seriously, why do you want to (technically provoke the Al-Qaeda, its like provoking the Christains like in the 'Agora' movie (oh the Irony)..

"Hey! I'm Pastor Terry Jones welcome to Jackass... And this is the Quran Burning Day!!"

-Pastor Terry Jones (while making an audtition video for it)

well, guess what, they say that all the Moslem are evil and so forth, I guess they should talk to the them first before doing anything irrational such as BURNING THE BOOK. I mean, bastard preacher is definitely going to provoke people to kill or illegalised Christians, especially in the mostly Moslem populated country. Its like an Idiot provoking another idiot, you see what I mean, those ignorant peasants who wants to do something right without thinking of the consequence and getting another idiot provoked (just like the recent case in near the slums where they hunt down a "kidnapper" and burn the person), so what happen to the "Love all your enemies" part. This Potentially village like behavior is definitely a kind of mentality that is needed to be stopped, its like hunting for witches in the late 1800s, 1700s oh whatever...... I'm sure that SOMEONE with a clear mind doesn't do anything like that... well I would burn a satanic bible...

So what is the Priest' intent, what did he want to do when he get all his followers (or ignorant peasants) to burn all the books, is he going to get some sort of martyr-ship, is he going to get famous (yes), is he probably Satan (probably) do I feel like killing him for the sake of mankind (FUCK YES)[or at least snap him out of it]

Well, he did publish a book called "Islam is of the Devil" well you'll guess it. There is also a blog where he wrote something about shit like "Islam is a lie based upon lies and deceptions and fear."(1) Well, I'm pretty sure that they never check out or read the book on what Islam is all about, I mean, does he even read the Quran before, I bet he don't, if he is, I'm sure that he is extremely biased. Hey, I mean Cracked.com even debunk that the religion is evil. furthermore, I'm sure he read the Quran as if it was the revelations in the bible; he take thing too literally.

However, it might be possible that his attitudes and thoughts towards the Moslems were bad because of the 9/11 incident. He just didn't want those terrorist organisation to win and wanted get rid of them from the land of the free. (America) the only problem is that the not all of moslem think of that way, well most of them, they are particularly peaceful in the middle ages, they are even one of the smarter people those days. The problem is that they used the seventh pillar a little bit to seriously, espcially the Jihad part, where they wanted to destroy America just because they a Christian nation and all hedonistic.

The good thing I heard about Jihad is that some group of Musicians uses Jihad to go against Jihad, so it techinically Jihad against Jihad. Salman Ahmad, is musician from a group Junoon, he had sold 30 million albums, which is alot. and he believe that music is a great medium to send a message that extremist is bad, or send a message that he is 'Jihad'ing against extremist, which ultimately shows that not all people are terrorist. and even say that those who thought that music is unislamic is a poser. (2)

Ultimately, he was definitely too fanatic that the original people or leaders in the Dove World Outreach Center left the church. even his own children had left the organisation and eventually left to join the Al-qaueda (nah...just kidding, they probably go to a church somewhere). and even the Armed Christian Militia (yes I know...WTF) revokes its support on the things he was about to do.

Well, it is a pretty scary thought That the thing he is going to do is going to cause another war and further stir up the radicals ad we all die...

I myself as a Christian, do not agree with this idea of burning people's book that had a lot of meaning to them, well I'll be angry if someone throws away books that are important to me, in fact I'll be very mad. Well does Jesus teach us about forgiveness and loving your enemies. He probably set on the wrong target, he seems to have targeted the Moslems as a whole, and generalised that all Moslems are evil. Its like nuking Singapore where actually the target is only a person. I guess the the world agrees that Al-Qaeda and smaller terrorist group are irritating and take things too seriously and that is what we should get rid of for this time.

Not all people are supporting on what are you doing Mr. Jones....

Source

(1) http://www.doveworld.org/the-sign

(2) http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/05/20/pakistan.muslim.rocker/index.html?iref=allsearch

FPI and the bunch of Ignorant Peasant

2010-08-19T03:31:00.001-07:00

Yeah a couple of weeks ago the poor christian group, who bought houses to
worship in and were destroyed before they can use it, were attacked by the FPI
and the bunch of people who are just intolerant and uneducated. well
practically, this sucks balls because we are living in a secular country, and
shouldn't the government should do something about it, I mean seriously, this is
a secular country. well I guess the Government is uneducated enough to
understand the meaning of a 'Secular Country'.

Well, the FPI or the MUI had a reputation of raiding people houses and
probably churches, just because they had a different religion.

Well, I really hate people who doesn't respect of the status of having a
Secular Country, I just guess that they are too greedy, taking peoples right so
that they have a country that is on their own kind also known as being fucking
racist. furthermore the MUI were currently making things like smoking and
infotainment as 'haram', not to be confused with 'fatwas'. well they pretty
much banning anything that is deemed inappropriate to the public, even artistic
nudity, I appreciate that as art, but they think of it as being 'hot' or
something (sick bastard). Furthermore I just watched a movie called "Diperkosa
Setan: Raped By Saitan" (notice the different spelling) and they never do
anything about it, never did anything about it, that sucks because infotainment
get the axe, well hopefully they ban E! or I'll be bloody pissed. other than
that there are movies such as "Menculik Miyabi" (Kidnapping Miyabi) which
features a a Japanese ex-porn star which only appears for a couple of minutes
and it was approved as a passable by the Indonesian censors yet the group wanted
to bring that movie down, I mean come on the bloody censors are strict enough to
cut Tokyo Gore Police int Tiny Pieces.

Well Guess what, I saw a book called an Islamic country the other day and I
felt disgusted by it, because it had Indonesian stuff all over it an they slap
it in front of the cover page, I felt disgusted. I mean just look at Aceh, now
it looked fucking medieval, canning people in public, I hope they don't
stone people in public or it will be such a disgrace to the country. Indonesia in
NEVER an Islamic country, just a majority.

Well, I also don't really like the fact that the Christians are whining
because they couldn't just do it any other day other than the Independence day to
hold a service NEAR THE NATIONAL MONUMENT. I mean jeeezz, do they had to do that
in front of that tall crap, can't they just hold it some place else, I mean, it
is irritating.Maybe I was also irritated that people are thought to bring people
to the church or vice versa, when they know that that is impossible, however, it
may be justifiable if people would want to convert to Christianity, I mean well
you can't just force them to do it, I mean, I will feel very irritated if they
want me to change my religion, especially when they force me.

further more I was also irritated that 150 churches closed down because
they couldn't agree with each other, sometimes I just feel like they watched too
much crap TV and become hypocrites, and trying to make a difference, well
they're not making a difference, they are tearing the country apart. No matter
where you go, countries you go to, there will always be a minority getting
beaten up.

That F*cking Douchebag!!

2010-08-13T03:16:00.005-07:00

[WARNING CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE] (Disclaimer at the bottom of the article)

Dear Fucking faggotty asshole who fucking fucks with me at school,

Oh yeah, that one , that cunt fucking bitch, I hate that fucktard, because he's being a fucking asshole. I can't fucking believe that this feels like elementary school again, but this time he's seriously fucking fucktard douche bag. Well, I'm quiet fat so that's why I get fucking touched by me, just like that fucktard that time. well an I like to fucking put my hand and he fucking tells me that I'm fucking jacking off, I like to put my hand inside my pockets, huh, I fucking hate that fucking douchebag who doesn't know the fucking meaning of Knob Jockey, well I pawn him once, I better had another plan to fucking undermine that stupid gay bitch bastard who doesn't show respect on me at all, I'll teach that fucktard a fucking lesson, watch out faggot I'm fucking gonna fucking thrash on you and your dog. and fucking hack you with a stick to show you who I fucking really am. Furthermore, I might not be a fucking Psycho but I've my own respect. Heed my words you stupid fucking faggoty faucktard, you had cause me enough harm. This is his alter-fucking-ego and peace out...

from, That Particular person who fucking hates you

P.S. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

(hah, well letting out my anger through my blog wasn't as bad as I thought)

Disclaimer:

This post might be considered psychotic to some of the readers but it doesn't mean that I'm gonna do anything that is written in this blog.

the term "bitch" refers to a guy, not a girl.

To Become a Rock Star #1: "what shall our band be called?"

2010-07-14T08:52:00.008-07:00

I was at home in my pajamas, I just lost my girlfriend and I don't have any fucking money. So David just came right in, then that is when I remember when I was discussing about him on what our band should be called. Well I was totally drunk at that time, and smoking weed. for some reason he just slapped my face lightly to make sure that I'm awake; honestly, I really don't want to talk about it right now, I just want to watch TV,

"Hey! what do you think you think our band name should be?" said David,

"I dunno..", I slurred as I was kinda drunk.

"What about Gun Diesel? that sounds kinda cool.."

" What!! that's fucking gay!!" I scolded him, "we need something more hardcore like.. like...

Bullet for my Valentine or Atreyu or something... or Cannibal Corpse.."

"well the Atreyu is kinda cool... I guess", he said timidly

"you FUCKING SERIOUS!!! that faggot flies on that flying fuckin' tampoon!!!"

" Oh that movie? I used to love love that show when I was a kid..."

"Faggot" I said softly.

"What??"

"Your such a Fucking Faggot"

"WHAT!!??", he was shocked, "I thought you said Atreyu is hardcore"

"Did I? oh just fuck that!!" I said confusedly,

"yeah you were like this name is hardcore... that is hardcore... you said Atreyu was one of them"

"Ahh... screw that, would someone names a band about a person who rides on a flying... mop yeah looks like a mop... and a tampoon and white" by now I was reluctant to say anything anymore. "UUGGHHH" I exhale.

"True" he nods his head, I'm pretty sure he is being sarcastic, "Hey Focus", snaps his finger, "we need a band name tommorrow or we won't be able to get into the competition dammit!!!!"

"OKay.. okay!!" get out of my couch, goes into the toilet and vomits in the sink, "shit!!! now my sink is fucked up real bad"

wooo, I feel much better after that, its a pretty horrible hang over. one thing that should do now is to have a shower; I just feel dirty after vomiting and not bathing for a couple of days. thank god the electricity and water is still on; I haven't pay this shit for a couple of month.

"Hey, just let my bathe first" was still drunk, I just left the doors open. then I heard from across the street, "close the fucking door" well the shit thing about this is that the door is parallel to the windows in which people across the street can see. aahh, fuck that. so David closes the door when he heard too, he is probably confused because of the fact that spontaneously got up and bathe.

"Hey you better think of something" said David

"Dude, youre no fucking help you know that?" said I, while bathing

The rest of the bandmates arrives seemingly saving the day, for this irritating person called David. as I told him,"Go discuss with Rudd and James while I got clean..."

"Dude, we came here to get you opinion on what our band name should called", said Rudd

"THE FUCK!!!" I scream, "So why were you guys doing here anyway?"

"Hey listen guys, I don't think he is in a very good mood today, we need to think of a good band name like something.... something memorable!", said David

yeah, he's right I'm not in the right mood to think up of a band name.

"like The Cure?", said James

"Oh, The Runaways?!" Rudd added,

"How about Gunther?", Said David

"What! you serious?" Rudd protested, "that absolutely gay!!"

"Yeah don't you even look at that fucking retarded music video about some wierd european dressed up as if they were in the eighties and dance all these wierd chicks"

"no... I never saw that video before, even if I did, I wouldn't have watched it because I too hardcore to look at it" David said jokingly.

"yeah, if you were so hard core, why do you state neverending story as your favorite movie, because that movie is gay!!"

"Jeez will you guys cut some slack, there is Ateryu in it, as in the character, and Atreyu the Band is absolutely hardcore"

"What those sellouts?

(End of Part One)

Endnotes...
wel this is the new stroy that I had been working on for now, I've been thinking about the plot though, be sure to check it out if the book is published, or made into a film or something.... in a decade from ow I guess... haha, not interested in this anyway...

The Wierd Trip Back Home

2010-06-12T23:14:00.000-07:00

Yeah, on June 11 2010, happens to be the first day of this long holiday, and weird yet awesome things happen within that day, and feels like the whole holiday felt fulfilled within that whole day, well, not saying that I want to go back to school the next day. other than that, there are several instances of freak occurrence that day, especially on from the bus stop to my house. And here is how it happens...

After I watch the A-team, which is somewhat a good movie, I decided to go home, which is around 6 pm. well I was at a mall called central park, and one hing that is horrible about that place is that the amount of taxi is scarce, so I wasn't able to go home in the conventional way, as in using a taxi. Instead of going to Taman Anggrek(another mall) which is right beside Central Park, I go to Mall Ciputra which is much further, in a purpose to find a taxi. once I reached there, I decided to have a drink and had a milkshake on a restaurant, to my dismay, it turns out that the milkshake is sour, and thought that it is alright, and I think again for another minute or two until I realized that this milkshake might kill me, so I left the milkshake unfinished and left the restaurant.

After that I saw that there is no taxi at all, and people were lining up for the taxi. I then called my mom to pick me up, but unfortunately, all the car in my house had been used bro and my dad to go somewhere. so I was forced to use the bus (by then it is already 7.15pm), I went to the bus stop and met my cousin who is going home from work. well after waiting for the bus I finally get on the bus and get off the bus.

after getting off the bus stop, I walked to my housing complex which is not so far away from the us stop. and that is where events that is stranger beyond my imagination occurs. first I was walking when suddenly a guy with an Afro and a loin cloth covering his dick (he butt naked by the way), well this might not be the first time that I saw a fully grown man naked on the street but time, I was all on my own and not in a car. To make thing even more creepier (or scarier) the person is walking in my direction, well I was startled at first but I move on. after nearing to my house, I was stopped by a Police car, at first I was pretty scared, but then I was just irritated because I was near my house. So the policeman was like "hey, where are you going/ what are you doing?" and then I was like "I was going this way and that way" then he just let me go, with a couple of kids running around in front of the police car. oh dear don't tell me he was asking where a certain person's house is, oh well, I was pretty tired by then so that all. the funny thing about this trip is that I was completely oblivious when I made my choice to go home alone and never thought about the strange things that might happen straight ahead, until these two weird event. Honestly it is quiet a wierd trip back home...

After reaching my housing complex, I dropped by a shop to buy a can of coke (coca cola) and went home....

well that is the most weirdest trip back home ever....
well that's all for this week's article of of the week after a long hiatus for like a gazillion of month.... well actually 2 months so peace out...

Medical Mystery: Roasted Ground Nuts or Vodka?

2010-04-26T23:07:00.001-07:00

It was a couple of years ago that this instance happens, I was sort drank a Vodka cap full of vodka, which is extremely little, and then I ate a whole lot of roasted ground nuts, which kinda smells like onion. After that I started to feel nauseous and feel really crappy and I had a headache after consuming both of it, it goes on for a couple of hours until I puke, and then I felt better already.

actually I felt that the smell of the roasted ground nuts are he one the made me extremely nauseous, and made my headache even more worst. or may be that is an effect of what the Vodka had done to me, however, it seems that I had consume in a larger quantity and didn't get the same effect that I had on that incident.

However there is another possiblity that roasted ground nuts doesn't mix well with a small amount of vodka, or maybe vice versa, could create a potential disaster in the internal organic humanoid system, well I don't really know what really happen internally but I guess imy boody system is trying to discharge the alcohol in the body. maybe that is the only possible explaination. but then, the smel of the nut makes me wanna puke...

So which one is guilty, the vodka or the roasted ground nuts?

Joss Sticks and Hell Bank Notes

2010-04-20T03:03:00.000-07:00

The point of this blog is to tell you about a tale, a horriying tale aboput a person who died becuase he kept the Hell Bank Note instead of buring it giving the offering to the Devil, and now he was stuck in Hell FOREVER.... HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

well that is not the point of it anyway, I went to the grave of my father's side of my grandparents, which I never seen, to burn some offerings such as paper money and all that stuff. the thing is I joke about the dead and how do we should just gave creditcards or cash cards instead of burning a lot of paper money which causes global warming, and the fact that they use the word Bank Hell Notes instead of heaven, well I'm sure they are in heaven right now and it seems that all those "money" we burnt are going to hell. well It seems that it s the same thing as giving oferings to hell, and I thought we are doing some sort of satanic rituals... well based on the Christian viewpoint.

On the other hand, there is a part of a my Family that still believes that they should be sending offerings to the dead as a respect to the parents and all that stuff, such as burning joss sticks that had somewhat some smell in it. furthermore, they either believe that the money will go to heaven or it is just a tradition that is done every single year before Easter. which is somewhat ironic because we are technically doing a "satanic ritual" before the day Jesus died and did it all over again the day before Jesus died.

what we did over there placing some coloured paper on the grave and flowers and water and all that stuff. if you were wondering how could the whole family be in such a small space doing all that stuff, the thing is that the grave yard is big and there is a dam holding the soil and basically the coffin is put over there with some what of a mount on it, and basically we walked around the edge of the dam and put flowers on top of it, and there is somewhat a "lobby" on the front so that we can have somewhat a "picnic" over there. after that thosed folded paper notes and paper accerories were put in a cardboard box and technically or metaphorically sent to hell.

On the other hand, I kept one of those hell notes as a prop for a film project (as of 20th April) that was never made, so my mom and my aunt on my mom's side discovered that I kept a "Hell Bank Note". andthen she told me that I should burn it, not because my dead grandparents will be angry, but told me that I have kept a "Satanic Object" and should be burnt, so it was burnt right away, with a procession and all that, also praying to God that evil is not with us anymore. my mom added that I can by those bank hell notes again, I was confused, she said that it is based on the people's intention when buying the Bank Hell Notes, whether it is for fun or it is for burning it, giving it to the "Grandparents". I guess I'll just print it off the internet if I want to make the film again.... Just in case.....

speaking of the dead, I went to quite alot of funerals since I came back to Indonesia, at that time, it is pretty much the first time that I went to a funeral and see dead people. I used to get freaked out thinking about, especially thinking about it. honestly one of the funeral I went looks more like a "Party" rather than a Funeral......

alright thats all I had to say so peace out....

If "How to Train Your Dragon" has Political Undertone in it...

2010-03-31T09:06:00.003-07:00

Well I watch that movie the other day, and the movie is totally awesome, it wasn't some Hollywood crap like "Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen" and (sadly to say) "Avatar" (in terms of storyline). this is a totally worthy to be watch, I guess since I watch "My Name is Khan" on the same day (which is great too) and some douche bag who did not like the film because of some "Political Undertone" (in a sarcastic tone) in it, I think there might be some political undertone in it....

(SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT)

well the story began with people getting attacked by dragons and suffered food shortages(allusion to 9/11) and the people wanted to attack the dragon nest where all the dragons are (terrorist) and this kid caught a dragon and somehow does not want to kill it (racial prejudice towards another religion) and somehow he learnt something more about the dragons (learning that that particular religion is not evil) and he learn a lot of things about dragons other than the book about dragons that talked about how they are dangerous and that you should kill them immediately or "Kill with Extreme Prejudice" (again with the religious prejudice and about the war in Iraq and the fight against the terrorist and the Taliban, the misunderstanding and the intolerance towards a particular religion) and some he realised that the problem is not with the dragons itself it is the evil bastard dragons who forced all the other dragon to get the food for him (those insignificant bastards thought that the religion is the problem, realises that the problem is that the people made a fucking stupid excuse to religion for violence) and the monster defeated (the terrorist defeated) and they lived happily ever after. (there will be no more racial prejudice and people lived peacefully.... until some socialist weasel tried to use nuclear to bomb other country with nuclear[however unlikely])

(SPOILER ENDS SPOILER ENDS SPOILER ENDS)

Well actually what the person who thought the movie is about forcing children into those kind of experiences (especially with the training part) probably tells the person that Americans will put children (actually teenagers) life in danger in a life of war against like preparing the characters in the movie for war or something. Well I don't know, his comment is the one that had currently the lowest rating and the one with 7 out 36 agreeing to this statement on imdb... well for that I thought that the movie had very tiny itsi bitsi bit of political undertone in it but I don't think it important at all the movie is TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!

Well, think of it again, I think "How to Train Your Dragon" can somehow allude to "My Name is Khan" Well the movie is about the problem with people with different religious background faces problem with prejudice in America. What I can say about the movie is that it is a pretty good film to watch, despite the fact that it is Indian, the film is well made and had done well enough to say that this is the best Indian film I've ever seen.(and also proudly say that this is the first film that I saw to have an intermission in it)

Well that is all I have to say for now and Happy Easter.....

The Indonesian Parliament

2010-03-03T06:05:00.008-08:00

Yes.... Politics, its the most serious job that had to be done (if you even get the job), furthermore, its somewhat the most important aspect in todays society, either to make war or to make love (having better relations with other countries. Well for Indonesia.... haha, I was shocked to see all those monkeys... err I mean Politicians singing and dancing about in the parliament, and I thought that that is the most immature things I ever seen in the most serious circumstances in my whole entire life.

(you guys probably know how kinderrgartens act)

in other words, people in the parliament were like singing and dancing, which reminded me of my previous school (a secondary school), to make things even worst, they acted like primary school kids in Indonesia, yeah, its that bad. there hootings and people talking, it looked more like a mess than civilised people, I'm sure that they can do better than that (running around and shouting and behaving like a small kid)

Well, practically, they are talking about whether the bailout on Century Bank is politically correct, basically what Century managers or owners might have kept most of the money to themselves instead of saving their ailing banking account.... I think, so they are basically talking about either to take action, leave it alone, or just do something... well I don't know, it seems that theyare trying to figure out the problem out f it.

On the other hand, there were demontrators running around and trying to probably say what the demonstrator leader or starter had to say. In other words, they were PAID, they got money and a fre luch just to block roads and throw stones in front of the parliament, to make the maters worst, they did not een know what the heck the scandal is about.

Well Iguess thats all I have to say.....

In My Grade Level, Saying That I Listen to Heavy Metal it's like the Same as me Coming Out of the Closet............

2010-02-27T07:04:00.000-08:00

There is one thing I hate about those people, they are pretty much nice kids that seems to despise anything that seems out of the context or being irritating and making fun of the minority, it just seems that I was coming out of the "metal closet" or something. I just felt that there is a similarity of saying that I'm gay and me listening to metal songs.

Sometime ago I listen to people over youtube talking about how they came out of the closet and how they faced it, it is a pretty heart warming story of how people struggling to be accepted into a society of people who hate gays, the pretty much faced discrimination and bullying in all that stuff, it pretty heart breaking when peole lose faith in God or being kicked out of their house just because hey are gay.

However, I somehow felt the same way when people discriminate me or calling me metal head and all that stuff, it is very frustrating for me if people calls me metal head. furthermore, there had been instance of people calling me wether I'm hardcore or not, it's used to be cool in all but I think now that it is very irritating. well the point is, they are not even people who listen to stuff like that, that is why I thought that they are nice kids, well they are nice kids but they are conservatively nice.

I just fel the similarities between the two instant of coming out of the closet and saying that I listen to metal music or "hardcore" music that they call them, is that I was being dicriminated for something as insignificant as listen to what type of music that I listen to. Well, in my old school I was kinda proud if the call me a rocker or something (since I went to Singfest in 2007 and fell in love with Avenged Sevenfold), well this is because they were rocker themselves, they listen to rock music, metalcore music and all that stuff.However, I also feel that I can relate this discriminatory action, in which white people saying "the N word" to the Black people, but somehow it is ok for black people to say the "N word to each other.
well when it comes to here I was pretty much bombareded with people calling me metal head or "hardcore".

Well, that event where the part where I went to the concert however changed me, I listen to metal music once again, well I would call it my "Second metallic wave" which last from late 2007 to early 2009, well I listen to Bloc Party since then, gradually changing back to my type of songs, well I thought that 2009 is the year where I least buy CDs, honestly I ussually buy metal music just because they are "culturally significant", well its not because I like them. however, I realised why metal music is so hardcore or awsome, the music kinda makes you want to move and it is extremely energetic. Sadly now, I only occasionally listen to them just because I miss them, and Finally stopped listening to them in early 2010(now), because I realised that those songs are creating my headache there fore unable to concentrate well.

however, I still get those irritating comment on my facebook account that had somehow had something to do with "hardcorism", well I hate them for that, its like getting irritating coments that youre gay and and telling me to "F**k a guy"....

well that's the end of the the blog post peace out.....

My (Retarded) Extended Essay First Draft

2010-02-15T17:59:00.002-08:00

wel thuis is my essay first draft on the fall of Kerensky in 1918

"Kerensky did a pretty good job in taking over Lvov in the provisional government but the stupid Bolshevik kinda tricked kerensky into joining forces to stomp out the “korni-love” revolt and get the Bolshevik get more favour. People started to realy like the Bolshevik, but you should know that the Lenin is not hrer yet. So the reason is that the june offensive thingy, was a disaster, they lost the war, in other words, where actually the war was meant to lead the people together, to get more “togetherness” and people will be happy with the govermentbut it did not so too bad…. The other reason is that there is lack of things like food and stuff, so the ignorant peasants(factory workers actually) became very very VERY upset about it, even though they are very ignorant, they know that there is something wrong and nned to eat, soooooo, the go support the new party that seems to be the future…. Or the end!!!! Muaahahahahahaha (pause)(breathe) hahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!! (ok stop) well life go worst after that, that is a different story. And then there is also more economic problem and the bloody winter is cold and inflation, well the winter wasn’t really an economic problem but it is a problem. And sadly Kerensky got kicked out since the douchebag Lenin says that "Russia is mine MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

The Probable Reason that causes (temporary) Retardation

2010-02-08T21:52:00.000-08:00

Well, my brains got really mess up, my homework turned out sucky, and i got lazy, yeah that was my temporary retardation.

btw, this is the long awaited blog since like... last November, it seems that I became retarded in those days and here the most probable reason:

- Extremely long plane flight

- DISNEYLAND!!!!!! (yes I went there)

- I accidentaly smoke secondhand weed

- TOK confrence (well Its not in the Holidays, but yeah)

Yes, these are the possible way to be retarded ( well the last one is kinda ironic)

1. Extremely long plane flights
well I was in the plane for such a long time and pressure is seriously killing me, especially when the plane was about to land, well the point is I fly from Indonesia to Taiwan to Tokyo to Hawaii, yeah, it is so tiring. (Taiwan looked very morbid anyway). Well transiting is painful, especially my ears, which is somehow there is somehow a hole connected to my brain, which might cause the skull to obtain more pressue during flight (well you might notice during flight that the anything that is seal e.g. plastic bag will expand) and added to the fact that I was transiting, which my head will expand and contract during those time.

2. Disneyland!! :D
Well as you can see,Disneyland is an awsome place to be, but repeated screaming and more throwing the body around. probably the G-force can ge my brains cells killed. as well as waiting in line for hours and hours just to get to get to a rollercoaster ride, I think just waiting seems to be enough to get people crazy, for example, people might do retarded shit such as spasming and do something stupid, which might loose a couple of braincells you know...

3. Smoking on Secondhand Weed (Marijuana)
Hahaha, this is the most probable reason when I became temporarily retarded, well I was new years eve in San Francisco, there is a large crowd gathering near a building near Bay Bridge. well some "douche bag" is smart enough to smoke weed near me, in turn, I breathed in the second hand weed. I forgot what will happen to a person if a person smoke weed, but I realised that I was speaking more slowly than ussually, and becoming more emotional, especially the next day...

4. TOK (Theory of Knowledge) Conference
Well I went there for some stupid confrence, well it is quite interesting you know all those things that made a person looked smarter. well the thing I'm interested in is the lightspeed and how the travelling that fast might speed up time on earth and WHY CATS ARE EVIL!!!(????) Well the thing about this confrence is that there is a lot of information that seems to be very hard to understand and I kinda understand it, which ultimately cause memory overload. Well, a few hours after the event, I went to my grandmother's house and someone tol me that I could see ghost..... ooohhhh...

Well here are the most probable reason that causes retardation...

2010-01-25T18:09:00.001-08:00

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2012 Doomsday; a Mass Hysteria

2009-11-16T06:23:00.006-08:00

Yes many people actually believed that the world is going to end on 21 or 12 December 2012, yes I know, Its total bullshit. Many films based on the event were created for the sole purpose of cashing in on the stupid phenomenon, it is extremely irritating. The date for doomsday was "actually" created by the Mayans, but in fact, they only said that they ran out of calender, but someone Westerners had too insist that that is the end of the world, yeesh talk about a crappy movie made out of that, I mean even a Mayan priest had enough of this bullshit, its just too much. These days the majority of the people believes just about everything, even a spaghetti growing tree or even Xenu!!!!

Well this no the only time were people are afraid and thought that the world is going to end... well I don't know one thing for sure is that people died for this and sold all their belongings just to get to heaven, and all those other cults that is waiting for this to happen. Sometimes, there were times when some priest preaching that the world is going to end and cash in on that, well one thing for sure is that only God knows when, it can also happen right after you see this (Wonderful) Blog!!!

A kind of event that cause people to panic about things that is misunderstood is called mass hysteria, it happens to people who were naive enough to buy what the media. In fact right now, we might be having this kind of phenomenon that Michael Jackson Died!!!! well one of the well known cases is in America (Dumb American) where people started panicking that the world is invaded by aliens during Orson Welles' Production of War of the Worlds, well the problem with them is that they actually thought that that is a new broadcast, which then caused people to panic and run around in circles (not really, but I'm sure someone did).

Well, the people thought that the world is going to end because it seems that everything is falling apart as there were crimes and wars and natural disasters that seems to be increasing every now and then. Well that is (what I thought) the were wrong, I personally thought that now, it seems that news spread around more quickly and come all over the world. when compared to long ago, it is a hard time to get information around and the only news that hit other countries is usually the big ones, not like now where even news about people snogging got posted on the Internet, or possibly, the world. So, it makes it seems that nowadays there were significantly more accident than long ago, but the truth is the amount of"bad news" were still the same as last time.

Well as for the movies, when I go to the Internet Movie Database (Link) there were at least 13 movie that had 2012 in it that is made around and for 2007-2010, well I was astonished by the staggering number of films that came out that involves that stupid particular four digit number.

The movie that stands out the most (like duh) is 2012, by Roland Emmerich, which is known for "classics" like Stargate, Godzilla (or Zilla [that is what the Japanese called them anyway]) and The Day After Tomorrow. Well, as I was about to watch the movie, I was actually expecting the worst, but to my surprise, it is actually amazing, I have never seen so much destruction in a single movie. Its like the disaster films of all disaster films. It was like the mash up of Poseidon, Dante's Peak, Volcano, Sinking of Japan, and Chicken Run!!!! :D .... well there is a moral to the story though that I though it is rather subtle but true... the movie is seems to be different from all science fiction movie I've seen these few year, because all other movie are too gritty and realistic and people dying with blood. To top it all of, it is a fun movie to watch.

Yes, this is the end for this week's Article of the Week .... or the last......
Peace out!!!

Masturbating By the Roadside; or Degeneration of Morality Among People.

2009-11-10T05:51:00.007-08:00

Yes, I was in a car passing through a long street, that is when I notice something strange, the person is lying facing up, and saw something shaking vigorously on his pants, upon passing the strange subject, I realised that he is jacking off. Jacking Off by the side of the road, how is that possible, if I were to do that I would be in a room and lock my doors to avoid anyone catching me. Masturbating in public is a new thing for me, it is shocking to see something that I have never seen before. and for me this shows that the morality among people is degenerating.

Well, there is another instance a few years back where an old man randomly shouting at people, it was terrifying (a few years back so...yeah) and I was thinking, I that guy crazy or what? Then I realised a few years later (now) that the person is on drugs.... well I don't know what drugs is he using but he is on drugs.
Well the next one happens here in Indonesia, the person (a guy) is walking naked in broad daylight, which I thought it is a bit disturbing because he is naked... outside of his house, just walking around as if nothing is wrong with him... TWICE!!!!!

Nowadays, seems to me that the generation that is born 1995 onwards (in Indonesia) had people "knowing" everything, and it is even getting wilder and wilder. Honestly, I didn't know what the word "Fuck" and how babies are created until middle school (the only hint I've got is a scene in Scary Movie 3 where a character put the sausage to the hole of the donut) and now, kids are showing their own dicks to other people, well, I'm not saying that everyone did it but I find this extremely disturbing.

The next thing is (although it is irrelevant) Stomp.com.sg, I know (BTW, its not a that music stage performance, well they are pretty cool though) the website seems to be ranting (like moi) or complaining about anything and I mean everything, from Internet post to blogs, to public display of affection (yes they did that, they invade people's privacy too) and inconsiderate teenagers to complaining foreigners. Its not that it is relevant to the point of this post but it seems to flesh out the bad things about people these days. Hey, I mean have anyone file any lawsuits that involves people invading other people's privacy?

Well for me, here's a thing about all those things, well I find that the world is actually crazier than what you think, and also finding things that is not what its seems (a book worm that kicks ass) is Perfectly OK... (I think this really contradicts to what I said earlier)

Well I don't know what to say anymore!!!
Well Peace Out for this week's Article of the Week

Medical Mystery: Coca-cola, Cough and the Cabaret...

2009-11-02T04:49:00.000-08:00

Now, I have started to wonder why my coughing stops after watching the Cabaret (its a show where women dance... topless!!) in france while drinking two classic looking glass bottle of Coca-cola two years ago. Well the premise is that I have been coughing really badly on my trip to Europe with my family, it is a new experience for me, nudity on television and all that stuff. But I am confused whether either the Cabaret (seeing things that kids are not allowed to see... but some lucky bastards did anyways) or the Coca-cola that slows down the frequent coughing two years ago.

Well, It is pretty much a couple of weeks ago that I was coughing, I drank a can of Coca-cola and got better... for only a couple of hours, well it did work in a way but I don't know. the problem is that I was coughing in a cold country and did all that in a cold climate so it is not fair that the second experiment was set in a hotter and humid climate.

So it is pretty much for you to decide whether the Coca-cola or the Cabaret that lessen my cough at Champ Elysees......

Article About Funny Headlines

2009-10-26T23:09:00.001-07:00

Link

a good commentary about cliche

2009-10-19T18:46:00.002-07:00

Link check it out

Liberating Our Country: A North Korean Propaganda

2009-10-17T02:19:00.004-07:00

The title of the short film that I made is called "Liberating our Country" when translated from Korean, Although we may not know whether it is actully right or wrong.

The movie was suppose to poke fun of propagandas and North Korea's backwardness as a country. the clip was meant to be cheesy and it is a satire of those mention previously.

Sinetron (Electronic Cinema)

2009-10-03T09:22:00.002-07:00

ahh yes, the most cheapest form of entertainment that I ever watch in Indonesia, Sinetron(a.k.a. electronic cinema) is a soap opera that goes on and on and on and on ... . . . . . . . . . .

the thing about the soap opera is that the show is so full of cliches and the characters in the series is incredibly dumb, the extensive use of hyperbole and the use of dramatic music through out.... especially a certain TV channel.

watching soap opera is like a drug, they had to watch the episode EVERY SINGLE BLOODY DAY. This is extremely irritating because my parent had to get back to the house by 8pm just to watch that crap, and even made excuses of why we couldn't go to the place longer that we can (e.g. mall, wedding ceremony) so that they will be home on time. and sometimes, it tricks you when the you thought the series is going to be over.

Well, there is a lot of types of plot in the genre on Sinetron, there is the Cinderella, and the ugly to beautiful and all that Disney Cliche crap!!

Most series starts with a great plot and all that stuff but as the series progresses, the plot got more ridiculous. that is because the producer ran out of ideas and now they had to made up stupid stories... ... Like continuing the story with the offspring of a previous season.

This sort of show had no educational value and it is pretty much total crap. trouble, after trouble... trouble, it will never end. and even Psychologist said that this kind of TV show is harmful to our brains; this is because it is all about promoting a product that sponsors the show... and it also harms by manipulating our brains into being more materialistic and sets unrealistic goals and dreams and behaviour because of the glamour that the behaviour that the stars are acting out.

Ahh yes... Talking about acting, well most Sinetron is mostly consist of talking and scolding and plotting and bitch fight and nothing more. the women character acted as if they had post menstrual syndrome, in other words, they are so sensitive towards anything, even being suspicious into such small things as...... little advice on not to be too sensitive???? well, the guys are always had worried faces and had short temper... I think. well all the character had one thing is common, they talk by them self, revealing the plot or showing their feeling without other bothering. And they are COMPLETELY DUMB DUMB I TELL YOU DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well the bad guys always had that irritating look and they always roll their eyes while talking, to show how hedonistic and ignorant they are. they usually die in horrible ways such as.... falling off a building? then "thousands of episodes later they turn out to be safe and back in action to screw things up!!! then they die again...... allas
However, there is one channel that I recommend that uses OVER THE F**KING TOP acting that is INDOSIAR (only for those who lives in Indonesia or try to look at youtube) yeah they are the king of over the top acting, they speak and shout loudly, revealing the plot loudly (talking behind the person;s back) and even take actions over-the-toply....... like getting person out of the house by splashing them with water using a pail.

yeah moi final words are:
When the Watching Stops, the Series can too....
gaosh!! I hate sinetron!!! peace out yo!!

Top #5 Qoutes in the Porngraphic Industry

2009-09-05T06:19:00.006-07:00

Here are some of the best and frequently used and the cheesiest quote that the porn industry ever think of...

well These are just What I thought the line the Porno scriptwriters would spout out...

#5
Cum to our website...

#4
Boy: Hey what are you doing in my room?
Girl: Oh I was just checking my grades!
Boy: Did you know it is against the rule?

#3
Oh yeah... Oh yeah.. F**k Yeah, OOOOOHHH....

#2
Whoops I think I drop something... / You Drop Your Soap...

#1
When I pulled it off.... It is too late...

Yes those are lame.....

Haha Earthquake.....Shit!

2009-09-03T04:04:00.004-07:00

haha earthquake, just happens yesterday (Wednesday, 2 September) I was pretty much home early like around 3pm when this small pandemonium happens. I was just playing my computer when suddenly everything started swaying, it feels kinda strange as if I had a headache of some sort. Instead of running out of the house screaming like some mad ass, I wanted to take a video on this, but I forgot to turn my phone on I turn my phone, when I realised my video recording thingy was set to low quality, as I was about to shoot it, the tremor stops...... Yes, It Sucks!

Well this is actually my second time that I experience tremors like this and the third as long as I could remember...

Well the last one I experience was in Singapore when I was still living in a high rise building, when this happens, It looks like everything is wobbly so my mom panic and told me that there is an earthquake and the building was actually swaying (I think) so we (me my sis and mom) had to run down the whole 23 storeys. since I used to run down that way since the stupid lift couldn't work at that time, I was pretty much not really tired.

Well the one that I did not know of is during the 2005 Tsunami, well it was pretty morbid after a couple of days later which also affect the new years celebration no one was celebrating.....

Well these are my experiences on tremors. peace out : )

Independence day

2009-08-15T01:42:00.000-07:00

It was a pretty wierd day, I sarted off in the morning by watching 2 movies which was Kungfu Hustle and the other movie I had forgotten, oh well....

Around 1pm after watching a documentary about how moslems were smarter than the europeans before the around the 1700s, I bathe and had lunch...

after I had lunch, I turn on the computer and surf on to Youtube to watch the hilarious "Garbage Day" Scene from "Silent Night, Deadly Night part2" and a whole lot of other similar videos and spoofs about that particular scene, then it on the related videos section then it goes to the "Siskel and Ebert" movie review section about the worst movie of the year and the best which features Martin Scorsese which is quite interesting, seeing the moviea that I never knew exist and how they argue about different factors like acting, score etc. that made the film good.

Then I came across gay films and talked about how they were portrayed, well I never did see the whole documentary, I came across a coming out of a closet story, well it's kinda touchy and sometimes kinda sad when someone loses their faith...

Well thats pretty much the day when Indonesia gain Independence 64 years ago... didn't do anything patriotic... other than watch a stupid an Indonesian movie about nationalism that is kinda horrible, although I had a free red and white headband given to theatre goers!! :D

Evil Teachers in Primary(Elementary) School

2009-08-03T04:34:00.000-07:00

Yes, it is going to be the end of the century and some teacher mostly either they would be very Very mad or ask the discipline master to cane the person...... and that is an all boy (secondary)school........ and that I thought is still better and more justified than around NINE BLOODY YEARS AGO!!!!!!

yes, 9 years ago I was still in primary school and and around grade 2, a teacher, my form teacher, after thinking about what she did I don't think that it is right at all.
Well here it goes....... Well, there is a boy, who is rather hyper-active and I think, a bit retarded, he was then punished by having to pull down his pants and got caned(not so hard) in the butt, well I remember some girls looked away and started saying "eww!" and all that stuff, well I was a giggling dumb fool at that time, but if you think about it, it is so freaking wrong.

Well, long ago teachers were evil, and one of them angrily told me I had mud for brains while pushing his finger on my head, when I couldn't do the spelling. and another teacher said that they will smash their heads together and throw yhem to the sea, well that's not about me but it is about the two other guys who is unable to do some of the question, Well I don't really know what happen to the other boy but he mysteriously disappear one day and no one heard from that person anymore. and the most classic example is where one stroke on the hand using the ruler per wrong answer, spelling.

Over the years, teacher got nicer and I heard that one of the teacher got fired because of slapping the student in the face after the student insulted him. well i went to secondary school and no one got hit by the teacher because of being dumb or anything but I think it is more justified than in primary school.

Well I don't know what you think about it but tha kinda scarred me onto not telling the teacher that I had a problem...

The Ghost of Michael Jackson and the MotherF***ing Terrorist

2009-08-01T19:35:00.000-07:00

yes, it has been a long time since I wrote a blog, like a couple of week.
and shit happens.......

MJ is dead and the bombing of the two hotels in Indonesia.
MJ, since his death, there had been sightings of michael jackon appearing on cars hoods, appearing in neverland itself and a tree stump(which might be Jesus)!!!!
thank god it doesn't appear in my house at all as a pedophiliac poltergeist, and doing that high pitch yell when he touch is parts. well I'm not really a big fan of his and I felt kinda shocked about his death because it was like... his dead already ... wow...

Yes, the 2 hotels that is bombed in Indonesia, I was like WTF!, a bomb this time I was in the country itself. it was the first time I was in a country where some terrorist blew some hotel up.
well about the terrorist, whats the problem with them man hey are all asshole who doesn't like Americans or something that is foreign. I mean why don't they just leave us alone and go to another country where they feel that thats the way they want, instead of changing the world through violence.

Yeah death and violence what a suitable combination.....

Moshpit!!!!!

2009-06-27T03:53:00.000-07:00

yes this is a footage of moshing, and moshing and soloing during Singfest in 9 August 2007 when avenged sevenfold came to Singapore...
enjoy!!!!!!

I Passed Grade 10 (which I thought I would never)

2009-05-30T18:54:00.000-07:00

Yeah i passed grade 10 after the this stupid hard year that I almost nearly committed suicide.... yes commit suicide!!! Well, its because I had been failing several subjects..... well 2 actually.... so for the pass semester I had been pretty much depressed and thinking that i might not be able to ass grade 10... Its scary, and thinking about the depressing 'alternate ending' and not being able to be with the girl that i like.... yeah I'm not gay.... and all the little things that i like about school and life.... like seeing glen got shocked (heehee) ..... yeah thats really funny and all the stuff .... yeah ... thats life.... well I really thank God ...with a cpital G.... that i pass this stupid year of school, its the best school year that i had since gooig back from singapore..

Craziest Day Ever (not really)

2009-05-26T04:46:00.000-07:00

Last Friday, 22 May Me and my cousin Ian went to the museum by busway (is the second safest public transport in Indonesia) we went out of the house at 8am and just ride a the bus to go to the art museum for my art assignment. after doing my assignment ( which is around 11am) we went to Grand Indonesia to watch Tokyo Gore Police http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183732/
and I was extremely dissapointed, the censor board in here had cut out ALL the gory parts, the decapitation the slashing and all other stuff that is considered unethical. I went there to expect to see all those stuff but it is not there even the "cutting the wrist" trailer, the thing is, ALMOST ALL the thing I see in the trailer wasn't seen in the movie I saw. and that sux, I paid rp50,000 to watch a heavily cut film, and I want to see the gore in the movie, without it, it looks like Avia Vampire Hunter http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457285/ (a vampire movie without blood).....well there is some redeeming factor about the movie, it had a great fight scene in the end....

Trailer for that movie I watch

then we went to Mall of Indonesia, well its not really a good mall................

A BLOG......my very first official one

2009-05-24T03:29:00.000-07:00

yeah what can I say, its my first blog since....... I don't know, probably that friendster account?
yeah friendster.... that's a long time ago! like around 2007... well its not that long ago...... and after that I moved back to Indonesia! after 11 years in Singapore, i went back to Indonesia, I became extremely quiet in class and practically nobody wants to talk to me after a couple of months, I did make friends and met my cousin that I never knew (who is technically my nephew). that 2008, the worst year of my life..... so far.
By then, I lost my singaporean accent or singlish to a more strange and a monotone accent (a mix of british, singaporean, american and australian accent) yeah I find the way I talk strange...
and I've finally settled with a couple of faithfull friends after the most quiet period since grade one (first half of 2008) I've got an extremely long long hair which is absolutely horrendous and menacing (I was shocked when I saw it)
By now I had pre-IB which is freaking irritating, I miss my old class time tablebecause we had to be split into diffrerent classes, and I felt lonely again..........